I came off the stage, this lady came up to me.
Lady: “You were amazing. I peed on myself. I peed on
myself.”Tiffany: “Oh, thank you. How many kids do you have?”You know, because women be peeing themselves after
they have babies.
Lots of bad shows, too. I used to host this room at the
San Manuel Casino every Wednesday night, and this one
night, a girl was demnitely intoxicated. She kept talking
through everybody’s set, and I was hosting the show. I kept
saying, “Watch yourself. Let everybody enjoy the show. You
need to be quiet. Calm down.” After the third comic, she
started again, and it went off.
Drunk Girl: “Yo, is this guy gonna be funny? ͳem
others was stupid!!!”Tiffany: “Look, I’m getting tired of you talking to
people all disrespectful, and if you don’t quit, you’re
gonna have a problem.”Drunk Girl: “Bitch, you’re gonna have a problem,
bitch.”I went the fuck oĉ. She started gangbanging, throwing up
signs and talking crazy, so I started banging back. I ain’t
even from no gang, but I start representing my old hood.