I paused for a second in disbelief.
Tiffany: “Wait, you’re for real? Y’all really gonna go
with me?”
Jada: “Yes.”
Tiffany: “Okay cool. Don’t even trip, y’all Groupon is
on me, I got y’all. Since y’all paid for dinner last night,
I’mma take care of you guys.”
Now it was Jada’s turn to pause.
Jada: “What?”
She told me to come to their hotel and we would ride
together.
Tiffany: “Don’t worry, I got it. I’ll be over to your hotel
in an hour.”
OH SHIT!
So I started eating all this bread and drinking water,
doing jumping jacks and freaking out. I gotta sober up and
be cool.
An hour later, I pulled up to their hotel in my little $20-
a-day rental car that I got. I started to hand my keys to the
valet, ’cause I was thinking I’m gonna ride with Will and
Jada and their security in the SUV, and it’s gonna be all cool
and stuff.