Jada: “Well, maybe Will and I will go with you.”Tiffany: “Yeah right, y’all not gonna go with me.”Jada: “No, we’ll probably go with you. We’ll call you
tomorrow and we’ll see.”There was no chance Jada and Will were coming with me
on a swamp tour. I just ignored that shit, and we had a great
time at dinner.
ͳe swamp tour was at about 2 p.m., so right after
breakfast, I got out my weed that I had brought in from LA.
Now, don’t get all crazy—I have a prescription for this
weed. I got real bad back pain, and my doctor agrees, and I
have a prescription, so be cool.
I smoked a little, right? It was like twelve o’clock. I was
thinking to myself, Oh man, this swamp tour’s gonna be so
cool, I’mma smoke this weed and the alligators gonna be
talking to me, the birds gonna be singing, the raccoons gonna
be waving at me and stuĉ, it’s gonna be like I’m in a Disney
movie, it’s gonna be great.
And then about one o’clock, Jada called me. I was high as
a kite.
Jada: “Hey Tiff, you still going on that swamp tour?”Tiffany: “Yeah, of course I’m going.”Jada: “Well, Will and I are gonna go with you.”