The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

You got to get down and dirty . . . but do it classy. Get
down and dirty, but do it classy. Let these bitches
know you not afraid to fuck them up.”


Tiffany: “What do you mean? Should I fight?”


Hollywood Friend 2: “No, not with your hands! ͳat’s
ghetto. With your words, with your actions, with your
thoughts, with your success. You kill them with your
success, Tiĉany. You kill them with your success.
Then they’ll have to kiss your motherfucking feet.”


Tiffany: “Yeah, I like the sound of that.”


Hollywood Friend 2: “You do it right, and you’re going
to have these bitches walking behind you trying to
clean your shit up, just like Oprah. You see what
Oprah did? ͳem bitches will lick her ass. You know
why? Because she killing them with her success.
ͳey’ve been racist towards her. ͳey’ve been mean
to her. ͳey called her ‘fat, black Harpo,’ all that.
Yeah, but who’s on top? She says I like watermelon
martinis, and boom—everybody drinking watermelon
martinis now, Tiĉany. Because Oprah said she liked
them.”


Tiffany: “Watermelon martinis is pretty good though.”


Hollywood Friend 2: “Just stay focused, stay successful,
and you shut these bitches down cleverly. Be smart

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