The Last Black Unicorn

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Tiffany:     “For    my  education,  it’s    an  educational
program.”

Accountant: “For    what?”

Tiffany:    “For    guys,   to  know    men better. It  helps   me  in
my comedy.”

Accountant: “I  can’t   write   that    off.”

Tiffany:     “Yeah-huh!  It’s    relationship    stuĉ,   and     I   talk
about relationship stuff in my comedy.”

I   fuss    with    him about   all kinds   of  things.

Accountant:  “You    can’t   use     business    credit  cards   to
buy weed, Tiffany, that’s not cool. That’s health stuff.”

Tiffany:    “It’s   my  medicine.   I   have    a   prescription    from    a
doctor. So I can ease my back pain and get onstage
and perform. So you have to write that off, too.”

I buy too much weird stuĉ that pisses him oĉ. I bought a
$300 microscope, because I’m into science.


Accountant: “You    can’t   write   oĉ  a   microscope! It  does
not aĉect your business. How does that help you with
acting or comedy?”

Tiffany:    “Well,  it  helps   me  with    comedy, because I   talk
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