Tiffany: “For my education, it’s an educational
program.”
Accountant: “For what?”
Tiffany: “For guys, to know men better. It helps me in
my comedy.”
Accountant: “I can’t write that off.”
Tiffany: “Yeah-huh! It’s relationship stuĉ, and I talk
about relationship stuff in my comedy.”
I fuss with him about all kinds of things.
Accountant: “You can’t use business credit cards to
buy weed, Tiffany, that’s not cool. That’s health stuff.”
Tiffany: “It’s my medicine. I have a prescription from a
doctor. So I can ease my back pain and get onstage
and perform. So you have to write that off, too.”
I buy too much weird stuĉ that pisses him oĉ. I bought a
$300 microscope, because I’m into science.
Accountant: “You can’t write oĉ a microscope! It does
not aĉect your business. How does that help you with
acting or comedy?”
Tiffany: “Well, it helps me with comedy, because I talk