Tiffany: “I’m listening.”
Rumpelstiltskin: “I talked to your people, they say you
get a thousand dollars a minute.”
Tiffany: “ͳat’s right. It used to be a dollar a minute.
Now it’s a thousand dollars a minute. That’s right.”
Rumpelstiltskin: “Oooo, that’s a little steep. How about
if we do thirty-four shows, and half of them will be in
theaters and the other half will be in arenas. How
would you feel about making eighteen-five a show?”
Tiffany: “Eighteen thousand five hundred dollars?”
Rumpelstiltskin: “Yeah.”
Tiffany: “Mm, I don’t know. ͳat’s half my normal
fee.”
Rumpelstiltskin: “Yeah, but all you got to do is show
up!”
Tiffany: “I can’t even say that I’m going to be able to
show up at all. See, Kevin Hart just called me and
asked me to do a movie with him. So, I’m gonna do
the movie. ’Cause that’s a A-list movie.”
Rumpelstiltskin: “Well, maybe we can work around
your movie schedule.”