Using backhanded compliments, if any: ―Those shoes are beautiful...
I‘ll bet they looked great when they were new.‖...the idea is to always be arrogantly funny... and to practice until you can
improvise with any situation, and turn anything around.
My Personal Favorite Cocky Comedy Standards
Here are some of my favorite Cocky Comedy lines. You can use all of them
in all kinds of situations. Have some fun with them.
―Guess...‖
―Why doesn't that surprise me?‖
―That‘s not what I asked you / said.‖
―Don't tell me what to do.‖
―I don't think this is going to work.‖
―We fight all the time.‖
―You would.‖
―Cummon...‖
―Gimmie a break...―
―You know what they say about girls who...‖
―Any other random comments about/for me?‖
―What kind of trouble have you been getting into?‖
―What's with you? / wrong with you?‖
―What part of _____ don't you understand?‖
―Are you always this difficult?‖
―Are you retarded?‖
―Do speak English?‖
―Don't touch me...‖