If you sit for long enough and pay NO attention to the cat, it will probably
come over and rub up against you, or walk by to see what you do.
Now, at this point most guys will reach out and try to pet the cat, thinking
―Oh, it‘s OK to pet it now that the cat is coming to me.‖
Don‘t do it!
Keep pretending that the cat doesn‘t exist.
Before you know it, the cat will be up on your lap. Guess what you should
do now? Right! Gently push it away. After doing this a few times, you‘ll have a
cat that probably won‘t leave you alone.
What‘s going on here?
Well hell if I know!
I just know that it works!
Whenever I meet a cat that I don‘t know, I always pretend like it doesn‘t
exist and wait for it to come to me. Then I push it away a few times. The cat
usually winds up on my lap purring to no end.
I often hear, ―Wow, that cat doesn‘t make friends with anyone that fast‖ or
―I‘ve never seen that cat let someone pet her so soon‖, etc. The point is that
this is the language of cats. And, interestingly enough, it‘s also a fantastic
introduction to the language of women and attraction.
Women totally understand cats. Read the last section about how to make
friends with a cat to a woman. The woman will nod and say, ―Well, of course.‖
She‘ll explain to you what‘s going on in the cat‘s mind that causes this
behavior.
Try it.
You‘ll be shocked.