Readers Digest UK - December 2021

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140 • DECEMBER 2021

Every morning I go outside and get
hit by the same bike. Every single
morning. What a vicious cycle.
Seen on TikTok

A horse walks into a bar, so the
barman says, “hey”.
“No, thanks,” the horse replies.
“Just a pint.” MATT BIBBY, Brighton

I bought a wig for only 25 pence. It
was a small price toupee.
Submitted via email

My girlfriend and I met through a dating
agency for dolphin impersonators.
The minute we met we just clicked.
Comedian GLENNY RODGE

Laugh!

Regarding the rumour that I’ve made

the world’s largest bouncy castle, I’d

just like to say that it’s been blown

up out of all proportion.

Comedian GARY DELANEY

What’s the fastest growing city in the

world? The capital of Ireland—it’s

Dublin every day. Submitted via letter

Did you hear about the chameleon

who couldn’t change colour? He had

a reptile dysfunction. Seen on TikTok

They all laughed when I told them

that I had face blindness, but who’s

laughing now?

Comedian GLENN MOORE

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