TV&Satellite Week 85
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Thursday
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10 5 10 5 805 105 15 0 5 10 5 10 5 105 10 5SKY ONE
10 6 10 6 806 11 0 10 9116 116 107 9/82 10 617 311 0 1076.00 AM Milkshake!
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S)
11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R)
12 .10 PM News (S)
12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It
Away! Documentary (S)(R)1.10 Access Showbiz news. (S)
1.15 Home and Away (S)(AD)
1.45 Neighbours (S)(AD)
2.15 FILM Dream House,
Nightmare Neighbour
Thriller starring Clare Kramer.
(S) (2016, 15, 105min) ★★4.00 Friends 3&4/24. (S1) (S)(R)
5.00 News (S)
5.30 Neighbours Chloe’s attempts
to rekindle romance with Elly
are thwarted. (S)(R)(AD)6.00 Home and Away Ava shows no
interest in Leah. (S)(R)(AD)6.30 News (S)
6.00 AM Animal House (S)(R)(AD)
7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD)
8.00 The Dog Whisperer (S)(R)
9.00 Supergirl 14/20. (S1) (S)(R)
10.00 The Flash 14/23. (S3) (S)(R)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)
1.00 PM Hawaii Five-0 (S4) (S)(R)
3.00 MacGyver 16/23. (S2) (S)(R)
4.00 Modern Family 5&6/22.
Double bill. (S7) (S)(R)
5.00 The Simpsons Homer and Marge
Turn a Couple Play: Homer and
Marge give out marital advice. (R)
5.30 Futurama The Cryonic Woman:
Fry meets an ex-girlfriend. (R)
6.00 Parasites Lost: Fry
becomes more intelligent. (S)(R)
6.30 The Simpsons Million Dollar
Maybe: Homer wins $1million
on the lottery, but keeps it a
secret from his family. (S)(R)6.00 AM The Funniest Animals
6.20 Guinness World Records
6.45 You’ve Been Framed!
7.10 Dinner Date
8.00 Emmerdale
8.30 Coronation Street
9.25 Ellen DeGeneres Show
10.25 Superstore
11.15 Dress to Impress
12 .15 PM Emmerdale
12.45 Coronation Street
1.50 Ellen DeGeneres Show
2.45 Dinner Date
3.50 Dress to Impress6.00 AM Hollyoaks
7.00 Rules of Engagement
8.00 How I Met Your Mother
9.00 Melissa & Joey
10.00 Black-ish
11.00 Speechless
12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey
3.00 Baby Daddy
4.00 Black-ish
5.00 Speechless
6.00 The Big Bang Theory
20&21/24. Double bill. (S5)4.50 Take Me Out
6.00 You’ve Been Framed!
Gold Comedy clips.
7.00 You’ve Been Framed!
Gold: Favourites
8.00 Two and a Half Men
10/23. Walden pretends
to be an ordinary guy.
8.30 12/23. Walden gives
Alan $100,000. (S10)
9.00 FILM The Hangover Part
II Dark comedy sequel
starring Bradley Cooper.
A drug-fuelled bachelor
party in Bangkok leaves
three friends looking for
the bride’s vanished brother,
despite severe memory loss.
(2011, 15, 101min) ★★7.00 Hollyoaks Brooke makes
a shocking discovery.
7.30 The Goldbergs 9/24.
Beverly surprises Murray
with a sports car. (S6)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory
21&22/24. Double bill. (S12)
9.00 Celebs Go Dating
New edition 4/20. Jack
Fincham talks about what
went wrong with Dani Dyer.
10.00 The Good Place New
episode 11/13. Eleanor
makes her way to the Bad
Place headquarters. (S2)
10.35 The Inbetweeners (S1)11.05 Family Guy 17/21. Peter
becomes a classy person.
11. 3 5 10/21. Three fairy
tales are retold. (S12)
12.05 AM American Dad!
1.00 Two and a Half Men
2.00 to 2.25 AM Superstore11.05 The Big Bang Theory
12.05 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.05 Celebs Go Dating
2.05 First Dates Hotel
3.00 Rick and Morty
3.25 Robot Chicken
3.55 The Good Place
4.15 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
5.00 to 6.00 AM
How I Met Your Mother8 August
7.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme
Railway Journeys
3/5. Chris explores fi ve
countries formerly part of
Yugoslavia, which had an
extensive state-run railway
network before its break-up
in the 1990s. (S)(R)7.00 The Simpsons
Boy Meets Curl: Homer and
Marge play for a curling team
in the Winter Olympics. (S)(R)- 3 0 The Colour Yellow:
Miss Hoover asks her
students to research
their family history. (S)(R)
8.00 Britain’s Parking Hell
New edition 2/12. The
West Midlands traffi c police
are assisted by Robocop,
showing motorists how to
park safely, and a woman
puts a fully automated
car park to the test. (S)8.00 The Simpsons
Flaming Moe: Moe turns his
tavern into a gay bar. (S)(R)
8.30 How Munched Is
That Birdie in the Window?
A psychiatrist recommends
the family rehome Santa’s
Little Helper. (S)(R)9.00 NEW SERIES Vegas 24/7
1/6. Documentary meeting
the characters of Las
Vegas, from a high-rolling
millionaire from Texas
there to play the tables
to a theatre impresario
searching for new talent. (S)9.00 An Idiot Abroad
Karl Pilkington is reunited
with Ricky Gervais and
Stephen Merchant to
refl ect on his journeys to
the Seven Wonders of the
Modern World. (S)(R)(AD)10.00 Age Gap Love:
She’s 68, He’s 36
Couples seek to prove
that age is no barrier to
happiness, beginning with
Norma from Brighton,
who is 32 years older than
her partner Chris. (S)(R)10.00 Micky Flanagan’s
Out Out Tour
A performance by the
comedian from his tour,
featuring recollections of his
upbringing in London’s East
End and observations about
the British class system. (R)11.05 When Luxury Holidays
Go Horribly Wrong (S)(R)12.05 AM Lauren Goodger:
In Therapy (S)(R)1.00 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S)
3.00 Access Showbiz news. (S)
3.10 Gotham: Wrath of the Villains
4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (S)(SL)(R)
4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)
5.10 Great Artists (S)(SL)(R)
5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (S)(R)
12.00 M’T A League of Their Own
With Ruud Gullit, Alex Scott
and Kevin Bridges. (R)
1.00 AM Warrior The Tiger and the
Fox: 7/10. Ah Sahm is faced
with a dilemma. (S1) (R)
2.00 Road Wars Police officers
combat vehicle crime. (S)(R)
3.00 Hawaii Five-0 16/22. (S4) (R)
4.00 Babylon 5 22/22. (S3) (S)(R)
5.00 to 6.00 AM Stargate SG-1 (R)7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days
Followed by Weather
7.30 Top of the Pops: 1988
Music by Bananarama
and Scott Fitzgerald.
8.00 Skies Above Britain 2/5. A
British Airways captain takes
part in an air race at Ascot.
9.00 Operation Wild 1/3. Clare
Balding and Steve Leonard
observe operations on
wild animals, including an
elephant with a gunshot
wound and a baby panda
in need of an MRI scan.
10.00 From Ice to Fire: The
Incredible Science
of Temperature 1/3.
Helen Czerski explores
the temperature scale.8.55 AM Jamie’s Comfort Food
9.15 Food Unwrapped
9.45 Escape to the Chateau
10.45 The Great British Bake Off
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog It
1.05 PM Four in a Bed
3.45 Location, Location,
Location In Manchester.
4.50 Love It or List It Australia
5.55 The Secret Life of the
Zoo A spider monkey
becomes a mother.11.00 Joan of Arc: God’s
Warrior Documentary.
12.00 M’T The Secret
History of My Family
1.00 AM Top of the Pops: 1988
1.30 Immortal Egypt...
2.30 Secret Knowledge: In
Search of Rory McEwen
3.00 to 4.00 AM From Ice
to Fire... As 10.00pm.6.55 The Supervet A Great
Dane comes to the clinic
needing major spinal
surgery, and a labrador
has a leg tumour that may
require amputation.
7.55 Escape to the Chateau
Dick Strawbridge works on
the walled garden.
9.00 24 Hours in A&E A man is
rushed into hospital with
severe chest and lung
injuries after coming off his
bike, and a 40-year-old
man is treated after
collapsing on a golf course.
10.00 999: What’s Your
Emergency? Problems
caused by people taking
so-called legal highs.11.05 Shocking Emergency
Calls A helicopter crash.
12.05 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
1.05 The Supervet
2.10 The Secret Life of the
Zoo As shown at 5.55pm.
3.15 to 3.40 AM
Food UnwrappedBBC1
SCOTLAND
Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960
No variations
N. IRELAND
Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957
10.35pm Getaways (S)(R)
11.05 Murdered by My
Father (S)(R)(AD) 12.20am
Who Do You Think You
Are? (S)(R)(AD) 1. 2 0 -
6.00am BBC News (S)
WALES
Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964
11.45am-12.15pm
Eisteddfod 2019 with
Jason Mohammad (S)(R)
10.35pm Saving Britain’s
Worst Zoo Series finale
(S) 11 .15 Murdered by
My Father (S)(R)(AD)
12.30am Who Do You
Think You Are? (S)(R)(AD)- 3 0 Weather for the
Week Ahead (S) 1. 35 -
6.00am BBC News (S)
BBC2
N. IRELAND
Sky 972 , Freesat 969
10.00-10.30pm Home
Seekers (S)(R) 11 .15
Vic & Bob’s Big Night
Out (S)(R)(AD) 11.45
NEW SERIES The Mind
of Herbert Clunkerdunk
(S) 11.55 The Mind of
Herbert Clunkerdunk
New episode (S) 12.05-
12.15am Coast Lives (S)(R)
WALES
Sky 971 , Freesat 971
No variationsITV
No variationsS4C
Sky 13 4, Virgin 16 6, Freesat 12 0
6.00am Cyw 10.00
Eisteddfod Genedlaethol
Cymru 2019 New edition
12.00noon Newyddion
S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05pm
Eisteddfod Genedlaethol
Cymru 2019 New edition
2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r
Tywydd 2.05 Eisteddfod
Genedlaethol Cymru
2019 New edition 6.00
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd
6.05 Y Fets (AD) 7.00
Heno New edition 8.00
Eisteddfod Genedlaethol
Cymru 2019 New edition
9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r
Tywydd 9.30 NEW
Huw Stephens: Cofiwch
Dryweryn (AD) 10.30
Y Babell Lên 2019
New edition 11.30 Un
Swig Arall: Llanrwst 89
12.00m’t-1.05am
Eisteddfod Genedlaethol
Cymru 20198.00 Britain’s Parking Hell 5.30 Futurama