“I never should have eaten that third licence plate.”READER’S DIGEST
THE BEST MEDICINEIncredible Pawer
I dressed the neighbour’s cat in
a superhero costume so that
when it went home they’d
wonder,Is my cat fighting crime?
@AimeeHelene1
Sounds of Silence
I love singing in the shower, but the
shower hates my singing.
How do I know? Every time I sing in
the shower, the shower says “Shh!”
SUBMITTED BY WARREN YAUStop at Nothing
An Uber is cruising down a main
road when it runs a red light. “Hey!”
the passenger shouts. “Be careful!”
“Don’t worry,” says the driver.
“My brother does it all the time.”LAUGHTER
CARTOON: PHIL WITTE; ILLUSTRATIONS: GETTY IMAGES68 august 2019