October• 2018 | 69IF THE CAP FITS...
Q: Why don’t mountains get
cold in the winter?
A: hey wear snowcaps.
Source: funology.comBEARING UP
I wish I knew who kicked the jack out
from under the car I was working on.
he suspension is killing me.
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Prince Philip looks out the palace
window on Christmas Eve.
“hat’s some reindeer,” he says.
Queen Elizabeth II replies,
“Sixty-three years. Yes, that is a lot.”
Source: express.co.ukIN GOOD HANDS
Q:How often should you wear
gloves in the winter?
A:Intermittenly.
Source: reddit.comDRESSED TO KILL
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast
approaching and she was horriied
to learn that her mother had
bought the exact same dress for
the wedding as her father’s young
new wife. Jennifer implored her
stepmother to exchange hers, but
she refused. So Jennifer’s mother
agreed to buy a diferent dress for
the wedding.
“Are you going to return the other
dress?” Jennifer asked. “You really
don’t have another occasion where
you could wear it.”
Her mother smiled. “Of course
I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the
rehearsal dinner the night before
CARTOON BY DAVID CARPENTER; ILLUSTRATIONS: GETTY IMAGESthe wedding.” Source: friarsclub.com
“Yes, I’m still paying of
the China Shop incident.
“Any other questions, Mr Nosy?”