CosmopolitanAustraliaJune2015 .

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CENT OF GUYS BELIEVE IN

OVE AT FIRST SIGHT – EVEN

WTHOUT BEER GOGGLES!

A DISNEY PRINCESS

Maybe he’s got

the hots for Ariel

(he’s the knight-

in-shining-armour

type) or Elsa

(he’s too young).

Regardless, the

risk of man-child

syndrome is high.

DAENERYS

TARGARYEN

This Game of Thrones

badass has legions

of followers at her

feet. Feel very free

to be the boss in this

relationship. In other

words, spank him

when he’s bad.

HERMIONE

GRANGER

Hermione fanboys

tend to fall into two

camps: sensitive

brainiacs (win!)

or cradle-robbing

creeps (fail). Can

we get a Sorting

Hat over here?

OLIVIA POPE

Anyone who keeps a

regular Scandal date

with Ms Pope has a

penchant for drama.

But in his fantasy,

he’s competing

with the President.

Translation? Swag

to spare.

The social-

media-

crush scale

KATNISS NEVER-DEEN

What his fictional

crush says about him

Besides that he needs to spend

less time in front of the TV

COSMOPOLITAN June 2015 149

He: Hearts a photo of

your caulifl ower salad

on Instagram.

What it means: He’s adm

your use of the Walden fi lte.

He: Chimes in on an epic

debate about fracking in

your Facebook comments.

What it means: Sorry,

girl. He’s probably just

argumentative.

He: Added you

on Snapchat.

What it means: Chance

of relationship? Slim.

Chance of getting a dick

pic? Within fi ve seconds.

He: Retweets a dumb joke of

yours with a crying-laughing e.

What it means: He’s totally

into you.

He: Comments encouragingly

on a lonely status update you

make about a crazy work proje.

What it means: Love him or

he’ll die. <3

manthrop ology

OF LIKES AND MEN

A retweet might mean

he wants to sire your bab

Or he’s just bored

HE’S BORED WITH A LAPTOP

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sixty-one

PER CENT OF GUYS BELIEVE IN

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT – EVEN

WITHOUT BEER GOGGLES!

The social-

crush scale

crush says about him

He’s admiring

your use of the Walden fi lter.

Retweets a dumb joke of

yours with a crying-laughing emoji.

make about a crazy work project.

manthrop ology

he wants to sire your babies.

love & lust