all about
BEEFY COMPETITION
WHY ARE GUYS...
SO TERRITORIAL
ABOUT GRILLING?
Standing over a fire and watching meat cook
is kind of in our genes—the cavemen did it,
right? It seems natural then that when it’s
time to light up a backyard barbecue, you’ll
often find us crowding around the charcoal,
tongs in hand, holding court.
Manning the grill taps into a lot of our
primal urges: facing a risk (the flaming hot
briquettes), dominating the food chain (take
that, ground chuck), showing off our skills
(witness that perfect sear), and providing for
others (who wants another?). But mostly, it’s
a comfortable place of retreat.
Rather than trying to make small talk—
something we’re not great at—we can gather
around a grill and still feel like we’re bonding,
even if we’re just yakking about which
burgers look overdone. Just like the
cavemen—but with beer.—MATTHEW GOULET
44
PERCENTAGE OF
DUDES WHO CHECK
E-MAIL ON THEIR
PHONES WHILE USING
THE BATHROOM—
ANOTHER REASON
MULTITASKING
S T I N K S.
SOURCE: 2016 HOUZZ SURVEY
LAWS OF ATTRACTION
WHAT MATTERS
MOST TO HIM
Sex-toy company Lelo
asked bachelors,
coupled-up dudes, and
anything-goes players
which feeling is more
important in a relationship:
love or lust.
THE
MALE BRAIN
EXPLAINED
“IF WE STAND
RIGHT HERE,
WE’LL GET FIRST
DIBS ON THE
DOGS.”
Single
Open
Married
love
love
love
lust
lust
lust
75 %
25 %
66 %
50 %
50 %
34 %
SURPRISE:
AN EVEN
SPLIT AMONG
MEN WHO
ARE UP FOR
ANYTHING.
OVER TIME,
PHYSICAL
MOJO BECOMES
MORE VITAL
TO MEN.
CHECK IT!
UNATTACHED
GUYS CRAVE
LOVE.
AWWW...
92 _COSMOPOLITAN _JUNE 2017
CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: JAVIER PARDINA/STOCKSY; SHUTTERSTOCK; MARLEY KATE.