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STERLING ARCHER IS THE WORLD’S GREATEST SECRET AGENT AS WELL AS A DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME JET-SETTER, MODEL-
BANGER AND DAY-DRINKING ENTHUSIAST. AND NOW I’M A NOIR DETECTIVE LIVING IN THE 1940S. SORRY, ARE YOU CONFUSED
BECAUSE I SWITCHED TO FIRST PERSON? WELL, GET OVER IT, BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU SOME INVALUABLE LIFE ADVICE
ON HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS DECADE — OR ANY DECADE, FOR THAT MATTER — LIKE A TRUE GENTLEMAN.
BY STERLING ARCHER