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‘I was dating this
girl, when one day
I was at her house
and left my phone unlocked.
She went through it and
all my messages, including
the group chat I have with
my group of mates. In the
chat every guy was talking
about how much they didn’t
like my girlfriend. Needless
to say, after that she never
spoke to my friends again,
and we broke up two weeks
later.’ – GABRIEL, 21 #(^4) ’IT WAS SUMMER,
AND THE AIR CON WASN’T
WORKING, SO EVERYTHING
WAS ALREADY REALLY
SWEATY. I TOLD THE GUY
I WAS HOOKING UP WITH
THAT I HADN’T SHAVED IN
A WHILE. HE SAID, “NO,
THAT’S GOOD.” ALL OF A
SUDDEN, HE PINS ME DOWN,
THROWS MY ARMS BACK,
AND LICKS MY ARMPIT
AGGRESSIVELY.’ – MAGGIE, 24
‘I was having sex with my
boyfriend in my room,
and we heard my little
brother approaching so
I ran to my closet. My
bro opened the door to
see my BF under the
covers and asked where
I was. He said I had run
out. Luckily, I’d grabbed
my phone on my mad
dash from the bed, so
I texted my bro, asking
if he needed anything.
He wanted a slushie,
but when I “got back”,
I told him the machine
was broken!’ – DANI, 24
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2 ‘I met up with this guy I had
the biggest crush on, and I’d
worn a very tight, short dress.
It was so tight that it gave me
a huge wedgie. The moment I
got up from my seat, my dress
lifted sideways, showing my
butt cheeks. It was visible to my
crush, who said, “Um, I think
your dress isn’t supposed to be
like that.” I pulled it down and
walked to the bathroom, dying
of humiliation!’ – GERALDINE, 21
3 ‘I was sexting some of my
fantasies with this guy, and it
got pretty steamy, so I decided
to share with my girlfriends. I
sent a screenshot of our sexts
to my BFFs group chat. Within
moments, I looked back at my
threads and realised I’d sent
the guy the screenshot instead!
My stomach dropped, and I
was horrified. Thankfully, he
was a good sport about it, but
it was an instant mood killer.’
- SILIZA, 27
6‘I was travelling with a
girl, and we stayed on a
coffee plantation in the
middle of a rainforest.
Our first night there, we
snuck out to have sex in
the forest. Between the
farmers’ dogs barking
as we passed their huts
and the howler monkeys
crying out, it was one of
the worst experiences.
We pretended to enjoy
doggie-style in a ditch,
mostly paying attention
to the cries of monkeys
getting closer. Suddenly,
one rang out above us,
and we got the hell out
of there.’ – TIM, 28We know you have confessions to share... email the dirty details to [email protected].7REALLY?!
‘I WAS TEXTING WITH THIS GUY
FOR A FEW WEEKS AND IT WAS
BECOMING MORE SERIOUS WHEN
HE ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A
GROUP OF ALL THE GIRLS HE
WAS TEXTING. IT WAS ME AND
ANOTHER 16 GIRLS!’ – LUCIE, 27
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