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‘I had a date with a
Colombian girl. We
were having really
good conversation when
we started talking about
Italian stereotypes. I was
laughing about all these
different stereotypes, and
brought up the stereotype
of Colombians being drug
dealers. My date got up and
left – she thought I called
her a drug dealer. I’ve never
heard from her again.’- SIMONE, 26 #
(^4) ’I SNAPPED A PIC OF
MY NEW LIPSTICK AND
POSTED IT ON FB BEFORE
WORK. I DIDN’T CHECK MY
PHONE ’TIL 5PM AND HAD
TEXTS FROM MY FRIEND
ASKING IF I WAS PREGNANT.
TURNS OUT, THE PIC HAD
AN OPEN PREGNANCY TEST
BOX IN THE BACKGROUND!
IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS
ANNOUNCING A
PREGNANCY, AND I GOT
TONS OF COMMENTS.’
- OLIVIA, 24
‘My boyfriend and I like
to try new things, so we
decided to have sex
while he was tied up.
Right in the middle of our
hot time, his phone
started ringing. We let it
go to voicemail the first
time, but when it started
again, I quickly hopped
off to see who it was. It
was his grandmother!
Since his hands were
tied, I had to hold the
phone up to his ear
while he talked to her.
Needless to say, it killed
the mood.’ – JENN, 22ADDITIONAL REPORTING BY JOSHUA JOYNES. PHOTOGRAPHY BY ALLIE HOLLOWAY; ANDREW FINLAYSON/BAUER. GETTY IMAGES. STORIES MAY HAVE BEEN EDITED FOR LENGTH, CONTENT AND CLARITY
2 ‘I was dressing models for
fashion week. As I was returning
from a bathroom break, I
walked in on one of the male
models. His robe was undone,
and he was totally exposed! I
had no idea that he’d already
started getting undressed so
quickly. It was only the start
of fittings, and I had to work
closely with him for the next
two weeks, even though I’d
already seen him naked. Let’s
just say our relationship was
pretty awkward after that.’- DOMINIQUE, 23
3 ‘He was trying to unzip
my dress, and the zipper got
stuck. We were in the moment
and couldn’t get my dress off,
so he had to cut me out of it.
The scissors slipped and sliced
my arm! I ended up crying on
the f loor in a strapless bra and
Spanx, gushing blood!’- LAUREN, 20
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‘I am really into fitness,
and I am particularly
proud of my ability to
squat with heavy
weights. I made plans
to work out with this
hot guy I had a thing
for, and when the day
arrived, I was too
nervous to eat. As a
result, I started to pass
out about 10 minutes
into the workout! I had
to sit out the majority
of the time while I
watched him exercise.
I had told him all about
how strong I was, and
I wound up looking like
a total poser.’ – KATYA, 22
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