The equation        is  true    for all valuesof   ,  where   a   is  a   constant.   What    is  the value   of  a?A) – 4
B) – 2
C) 4
D) 16
This    type    of  problem is  not that    hard    if  you recognize   what’s  required.   But
when    you’re  under   pressure—particularly   time    pressure—you    can really  lose
focus.  If  someone were    to  take    a   “brain  transcript” of  you trying  to  do  this
problem,    here’s  what    it  might   look    like:
“What   is  THIS    monstrosity?    Wait    .   .   .   ooooh-kay.  It  looks   like    one of  those
rational    functions   that    I   have    to  divide. Yeah,   poly    .   .   .   Polly   .   .   .   no-mials.   Yeah.
What    the hell    does    Polly   know?   Probably    more    than    me. .   .   .   All right,  all right,
what    am  I   looking at? I   don’t   know    a,  so  how can I   divide  by  the denominator?
Crap.   Well,   what’s  this    garbage on  the right   side?   I   can never   remember    what    the
result  of  division    is  called. Dividends?  Divisors?   Shoot!  I’m losing  time.   What
do  I   have    left?   Two minutes?    If  I   don’t   get this    right,  I’ll    probably    lose    like    20
points. Maybe   I   should  guess.  But I   have    no  frickin’    idea.   Hmm .   .   .   What    about
if  I   divide? In  that    case,   the 12x^2   part    is  going   to  become  –3x after   it’s    divided by
the “ax.”   I   wish    that    idiot   in  front   of  me  would   stop    tapping his foot.   Tap.    Tap.
Tap.    Tap.    There   he  goes    again.  What’s  up  with    his hair?   Tap.    Tap.    He  looks   like
he  just    came    from    the gym.    Gross!  Hey,    guy,    you know,   gyms    have    these   great
things  called  “showers.”  Okay,   okay,   okay.   Back    to  this    problem.    If  12x^2   is  –3x,
then    12/a    is  going   to  be  –3. What    does    a   have    to  be, in  order   to  get –3  as  the first
term?   Well,   12/a    =   –3. So  I   can multiply    both    sides   by  a   to  cancel, and then
divide  both    sides   by  –3. That    gives   me  –4. So  I   don’t   need    to  care    about   ANY of
the rest    of  this,   the remainder   and all that,   because a   is  just    –4. Bam,    the
answer’s    A.  Fill    in  A.”
Well,   you got the answer  right,  but only    after   much    wasted  thought.    The
worst   mistake was checking    the time.   Do  this    only    between problems,   never   in
the middle  of  a   problem.
