People South Africa – September 06, 2019

(vip2019) #1

LIFESTYLE


STOP THAT NOW!


BY ANGELA BEKIARIS

IS it just us or do


these things annoy the


heck out of you, too?


S


OMETIMESit’s thelittlethingsthat
count –andno, thistimewe don’t
meanthosesweet littlethings.
Herewe’retakinga lookatannoying,
cringe-worthyandhair-raisingthingspeople
do.Withlifebeingsostressfullately,we
thought itwas timefor alittlelaugh...although
noteveryone thinks these annoying little
thingsare fun

CHEWINGLOU
THERE’Sactu
for hati ngthis
noiseslike it):
Thisis literally
ofsound’;int
soundofsom
whichcan be
Please guys, s

TALKATIVEMO
THERE’Snoth
thantryingto
movie whilet
peoplebehin
throughoutth
wanttotalkt
scene watch t
home–alone

PHONESINCIN
WHILEwe’re
ofwatching m
thosephones
your bagsorp
unless it’s an
inwhichcase
to leave ther
forgive you!

CHANGINGLAN
INDICATORS
WEREindicat
opti onalextra
purchasedyo
Thoughtnot.
thoselittleflic
need to turn.

SCREAMINGIN
UNLESSyou’r
person ishard
now. We’re si
noneedtosh
spiteither!

GETOUTOFOU
TA K Ealesson
space’. It coul

PINEAPPLEONPIZZA
ITALIANScringe every timethey seea
Hawaiian pizza come outtheoven. Sure,
pineappleisdelicious,butlet’s keep itoffhot
cheese. (We’re feeling thehaters ready to
att ackonthisonealready!)

ALARMCLOCKS
NO,noonelikes thoseannoying littlethings.
Especiallywhenthey’reoncellphones.And
are going off.Intheoffice. When theowner
isn’t there. Your phones were made mobile for
a reason, folks!

HAVEMANNERS
WHENorderingata restaurantpleasesay,
well, ‘please’! Anda‘thank you’ will go a long
waytoo.Thankyou.

NOTREPLACINGTHETOILETROLL
WASthereenoughtoiletpaperforyouto
complete your mission?Great, now change
theroll for thenext person’s mission,too.

PEOPLEWHOALWAYSCOMPLAINABOUTTHINGS
THEYHATE...
ADMITit,youhada goodlaugh—andwebet
you noddedyour headalmost every time too!

DOYOULIKESEEFOOD?
NOwedon’tcareif
you’reashellfishlover,
butdoyou,oranyone
forthatmatter,likeseeing
thefoodmovingaround
in people’smouths?We
thoughtnot.Closethose
traps,ladiesandgents,
andkeepthosebites
small,too,please!

S OP‘REPLYINGALL’
WHETHERit’sane-mailor
WhatsAppgroup,if you’re
onlychattingtoone
person,stopreplyingto
all.Thankyouinadvance.

CLICKINGA PEN
THISis withouta doubt
oneofthemostinfuriating
sounds,andsomething
somanypeoplelove
todo.Onbehalfofthe
world:stopthatnow!

BRINGINGPUNGEN
FOODTOWORK
IFit stinks,keepit athome.
Theofficemicrowave
doesn’tneedit,nordo
yourcolleagues.

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