Cosmo’s
Real Housewives
tagline generator
Yo u’re just a p air of
lashes, a headful of
extensions, and a
petty Twitter war
away from stardom!
By ASHLEY OERMANBravoholics, if you know, then you know. If
you don’t: The Real Housewives are a bunch
of moms with Birkins and questionable life
c h o i c e s. T h ey a l s o h a ve ra n d o, b o rd e r lin e -
c li c h é c a t c h p h ra s e s t h a t m a ke a l m o s t n o
sense...but I want one. Don’t you? To build
your own rich-AF tagline, follow the prompts
in the columns below and Frankenstein your
answers from part one and part two.MY
SMILE =
“I may look
harmless,MY
DESIGNER
BAG =
“They say money
doesn’t grow on
trees,MY
LAUGH =
“It’s all fun and
games,MY
DOG =
“Some say dogs
are a man’s best
friend,MY
FLEX =
“Yeah, I’m hard to
keep up with,MY CRACKED
PHONE
SCREEN =
“I may be a hot
mess,FUAY =
and/but have
you seen these
legs?”BOSS =
and/but now
I’m making
money moves.”FUN =
and/but I never
spill rosé.”BOUGIE =
and/but I know
how to spend
it.”CHILL =
and/but I never
get my $700
sweatpants in
a twist.”THIRSTY =
and/but who
says bikini
selfies are
seasonal?”PART
ONEPART
TWOThe thing most
people notice
when they first
meet you:The one
word you’d use
to describe
yourself:drunk
onpi
notgrigiona
dcsaerimeR
alHous
ewife:(noun)arich
woam,nNENE LEAKES
“S u c c e s s is in my
DNA. When one
door closes, another
one opens.”ERIKA
GIRARDI
“I may be two
people, but
I’m not
two-faced.”you
36 Cosmopolitan November 2019
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