By CANDICE JALILI
Blue balls
aren’t real, you’re welcome!
Hateto
burs
tyo
ur
bu
bb
le...
...o
hw
ait,
now
edon’t!
Honestly, they’re not a thing, they never have been, so don’t fall for this
“you owe me an orgasm” BS, because you don’t. The end.
AN
DR
EW
HE
TH
ER
ING
TO
N/
RE
DU
X.
lust
80 Cosmopolitan November 2019