2019-11-01 Cosmopolitan

By CANDICE JALILI

Blue balls

aren’t real, you’re welcome!

Hateto

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bu

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...o

hw

ait,

now

edon’t!

Honestly, they’re not a thing, they never have been, so don’t fall for this

“you owe me an orgasm” BS, because you don’t. The end.

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lust

80 Cosmopolitan November 2019