2019-11-01 Cosmopolitan

Aka the dildo

capital of the U.S.

More than 40

percent of Iowans

own one—the

highest percentage

of any state.

In Connorsville,

it’s illegal for a man

to fire a gun

while his partner

is climaxing. (So

many questions.)

When people talk

about the Missouri

Compromise, they

mean “preserving

your virginity” by

having anal sex

instead of vaginal.

In 2018, the delight-

fully lusty residents

of Morgantown

bought more vibra-

tors, bondage

products, butt plugs,

and other backdoor-

play toys per

person than those in

any other city.

There’s a real spot

on the map here

called Horneytown.

Seriously, check the

Google receipts.

It’s technically

illegal for a Texan

to own more than

six dildos. (It’s a

good thing the

Cosmo office is in

NYC because we

have ~8,756.)

Floggers (tasseled

whips) are the most

popular sex toy

here. TBH, what else

do you do up there?

An odd adult

product that’s super

trendy here (and

only here) is the

“devil’s dick,” which

is exactly what

it sounds like: a red

dildo that looks like

it belongs to Satan.

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