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TAYLOR ANDREWS
SOURCEBLANCA COBB, BODY-LANGUAGE EXPERTWhat your desktop
Shout-out to all the snap-to-grid homies
TFWyour
desktop is
cl e aner
than your life.ERRYTHING
SCATTERED
Based on the
random assortment
of photos and docs
cluttering your
screen, it’s obvs
you’re totally fine
with chaos (you =
the person who
finds insanely cute
stuff in shitshow-
style sale racks).
I see OOO e-mails
and tequila in
your future.NEVER NOT
O N T H E
GRID
Truly, is there
anything better
than seeing all
those icons snap
into place? You
low-key know
structure is not your
strength, so you
rely on outside help
to get shit done.
Work smarter, not
harder, betches.N E W
BACKGROUND,
NEW YOU
So you change your
desktop pic (or your
screensaver) all the
damn time. Let me
guess: you also get
bored easily and
need variety in every
part of your life? Hey,
you do you – and
those four Tinder
dates you have
scheduled for
next week.A L L
A B O U T
T H O S E
FOLDERS
You have
*everything* on
lock. And you’re
likely to be super-
private about
more than just
your on-the-sly
screenshots. No
public Insta or
Snapchat here!
(Sorry, exes who
are trying to
keep tabs.)BIG ICON
ENERGY
Hi, busiest person
ever! You’re
slammed hustling
for that bread and
picking fights with
people who still
use plastic straws.
No time to waste
on hunting
for stuff.YOU