23/09-22/10
PISCES
19/02-20/03
Libraseason has you feeling
likea shut-in (those air-sign
vibesmake it hard for you to
justkeepswimming). But as
Scorpioseason creeps in,
doorsbegin to open. A job
opportunity and the chance for
anautumn vacay are OTW!
A R I E S
21/03-20/04
AllthisbigScorpioenergy
is makingyourdeepest
relationshipsundergoserious
changes(sorry,boo).Mercury
Retrogradeat theendof the
monthbringsbreak-ups–
followedbymake-ups,if you
temperyourtemper.
SCORPIO
23/10 -21/11
You(barely)madeit through
thismonth,buttheplanetsare
bringingtonsof actionyour
way,so cuttheangst!You
*IggyAzaleavoice*started
fromthebottom,andnow
you’rerich– or at leastfeeling
waybet ter.
TAURUS
21/0 4 -21/0 5
Somegoodnews:you’ve
landedeithermajornew
responsibilitiesor a brand-
newgig.Somebadnews:
yourGoogleCalis areeeal
painin theass.Basically,
you’reKrisJennerthismonth.
DW,it won’tlastforever!
CAPRICORN
22/12-19/01
Everyonewantsto hangwith
youthismonth,which:yay!
Everyoneexceptyourco-
workers.Is it you,or areyour
cubiclematesextracriticalof
youallof a sudden?Good
thingyouhaveyourride-or-
diesclose.
AQUARIUS
20/01-18/02
Yourbossis watchingyou,
andprettymucheverything
yousayor dois underheavy
surveillance.That’sokay,
though– as longas you
cankeepyourclassic
hardheadednessat bay,a big
promotionmaybein thestars.
SAGITTARIUS
22/11-21/12
Oooh, you’re all about being
spicythis month. But your crew
is a littleless patient with you
rightnow, so try not to talk
to themlike you’re at a Real
Housewives reunion or they
might bail (see also: fl ip
a table).
GEMINI
22/05-20/06
You’resnippy AF (thank moody
Scorpseason for that), so use
thistimeto slow down. Order
somegreasy takeout, have a
vibe-cleansing ugly-cry while
binge-watching This Is Us,
andhell,even delete Insta for
a hotminute.
CANCER
21/06-22/07
Crabby,who?You’refeeling
yourselfandthepotentialfor
majorromanceanda damn
goodtime– untilMercury
Retrogradeat theendof the
month.Thanksto allyour
positiveenergy,though,
it won’tleavea scratch.
LIBRA
LEO
23/07-22/08
Asmuchas you’dloveto
catnapallmonthlong,your
phoneis blowingupwith
energeticMarsin yourchart’s
communicationzone.It’s
hardbeingso shinyand
popular,yaknow?
VIRGO
23/08-22/09
You’refeelin’ a little extra,
matching hotties on Tinder
andactually messaging them
back(instead of anxiously
overthinking which emoji to
use,as per usual). You’re the
humanequivalentof every
Lizzosongever.
Kim Kardashian
West
21/10
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JAKE REGISTER
Mercury Retrograde is back AGAIN And this year, it’s extra spooky because the astro event infamous for effing up all
things travel, tech and communication starts on ... Halloween. Keep the drama to a minimum by remembering that Retrogrades are all
about reviewing, remembering and reworking your relationships, projects and other recent changes – not starting anything new
(seriously, back away from the dating apps).
W
ARN
ING
YOUR MONTH
So you were disappointed by your own season
(weren’t you supposed to be the centre of attention?).
But this month, fi ery Mars fl ies into your sign, adding
so much energy that you’re bordering on being
aggressively outgoing.