“It’s five o’clock somewhere,”
I say as I leave work at 9 a.m.
—@MichaelSmartGuy
If I tell you I’m five
minutes away and you
believe me, that is your
own personal problem.
—@HeySar4h
Chuckle
Time I just found out
my mum didn’t
the clock on her
@giftedrascal
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I usually meet my
girlfriend at 12:59
because I like that
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Woke up this
morning and
was laughing
at me ... then
upside down
and the time
was 7:07.
—
LAUGH LINES
The worst thing
about insomnia
is discovering all
the new hours of
the day that
you’re hungry.
—@AsiaDNYC