I/rench
per/}xrrie'r.
Do
you
lift?
it?”
“Ilove
it,
”3!to
replied.
The
following
day
I
went
throughmy
cffctrts
and
found
two
empty
bonlrns.Bathhat]
come
from
France,but
went
empty.
IwantIt)(1
downtown
department
rlureand
])llfC’llLl£’(l
tenounces
ofCot_v'.r
"April
Vmlz..
poured
thisinto[its
two!"ren<:hbottles,
mrvfuliy
xeulml
«mm.
wrzzppwi
themin
fissile
paper.
That
£.’Vl’HiIlg
I
dmppea’
by
tlzrbankers‘home-
and
presenled
thetwo
btJttle.s'
tohis
wife.
"They
were
especially
putupfor
mem
CoI()gne,"ltt;I(1/wr.
Thenext
day
the
bunkercalledat
my
hotcl.Hi.\'
wife
was
mmprurerlby
my
perfume,
Shet'zm§id-
creditthemost
W(>TI(l(‘?‘flil,
(hemm!
l’.l‘OIi(“
frugraizctt
she
hm!ever«med. 1 didno!
tellmebanker
he
could
get
ailIn»warrtczi
righ!
inOmtrhat.
“Sitemid.
"
the[tanker
adriatl,
"thatI
was
formnule
[0be’u.\:mt'i-
ztttrtlwithamanlike
mat."
Frmnthanonhis
uttilttdewax
t‘/zarzged,
for
hehad
(‘amp/ale
faith
inhis
wt'fc3'jut1g-
merit...,Ha
partrrl
with
$35(),0l)U.This,
incivieumlly
was
my
big,-;z¢'.rt[con]
sums.
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lX75—l‘J76
276 LAW 33
headofan
engineeringcompany,
andenteredinto
conversation
withhim.
Lollerhad
made
hisfortune
onlyrecently,
and
forging
socialconnections
was
veryimportant
tohim.Hefelthonoredandsomewhatintimidated
by
this
sophisticated
man,
who
spokeperfectEnglish
withahintofa
foreign
accentOverthe
days
to
come,
thetwobecamefriends.
Lollerofcoursedidmostofthe
talking,
and
one
night
heconfessed
thathis
business
was
doingpoorly,
with
moretroublesahead.In
return,
Lustig
confided
in
his new friend
that
he too had serious
money
prob1ems——Communisls
hadseizedhis
family
estateandallitsassets.He
wastoooldtolearnatradeand
go
towork.
Luckily
hehadfoundanan
swer——“a
money—making
machine."“You
counterfeit?”Loller
whispered
in
half—shock.
No,
Lusiigreplied,explaining
that
through
asecretchemical
process.
hismachinecould
duplicateanypapercurrency
with
complete
ac»
curacy.
Putinadollarbillandsixhourslaxer
you
had
two,
both
perfect.
He
proceeded
to
explain
howthemachinehadbeen
smuggled
outof
Europe,
howtheGermanshad
developed
ittounderminethe
British,
howithad
supported
the
count
for
several
years,
andon
and
on.WhenLollerinsisted
ona
demonstration,
thetwomenwentto
Lustig's
room,
wherethecount
produced
a
magnificent
mahogany
boxfittedwith
slots,
cranks,
anddials.
Lollerwatchedas
Lustig
inserteda.dollarbillinthebox.Sure
enough,
early
the
followingmorningLustigpulled
outtwo
bills,
stillwetfromthe
chemicals.
Lustiggave
thenotesto
Loller,
who
immediately
tookthebillstoa
localbank—-——which
accepted
themas
genuine.
Nowthebusinessmanfever-
ishlybegged
Lusug
tosellhimamachine.Thecount
explained
thatthere
was
only
onein
existence,
soLollermadehima
high
offer:
$25,000,
thena
considerable
amount
(more
than
$400,000
in
today’sterms).
Even
so,
Lustig
seemedreluctant:Hedidnotfeel
right
about
making
hisfriend
pay
somuch.Yet
finally
he
agreed
tothesale.After
all,
he
said,
“I
suppose
it
matterslittlewhat
youpay
me.You
are,
after
all,
going
torecoverthe
amountwithinafew
daysbyduplicatingyour
ownbills.”
Making
Loller
swear
nevertorevealthemachine’sexistencetoother
people,Lustig
ac»
cepted
the
money.
Laterthesame
day
hecheckedoutofthehotel.A
year
later,
after
many
futile
attempts
at
duplicatingbills,
Loller
finally
wentto
the
police
withthe
story
ofhowCount
Lustig
hadconnedhimwitha
pair
ofdollar
bills,
some
chemicals,
anda.
worthless
mahogany
box.
Interpretation
Count
Lustlg
hadan
eagleeye
forother
people’s
weaknesses.Hesawthem
in
thesmallest
gesture.
Loller,
for
instance,
overtipped
waiters,
seemed
nervousinconversationwiththe
concierge,
talked
loudly
abouthisbusi»
ness.His
weakness,
Lustig
knew,
washisneedforsocialvalidationandfor
the
respect
that
he
thought
his
wealthhad
earnedhim.Hewasalsochroni-
cally
insecure.
Luslig
hadcome
to
thehoteltohuntfor
prey.
InLollerhe
hornedinonthe
perfect
sucker»-—aman
hungering
forsomeonetofillhis
psychic
voids.
In
offering
Lollerhis
friendship,
then,
Lustig
knewhewas
offering
him
the
immediate
respect
oftheother
guests.
As
a
count,
Lustig
wasalsooffer-