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bysomeaccidentlosthistail,
whichwas(1
griev-ous
ajflielion
to
him;andhewas
every
whereseeking:1/terit,beingfoolenough
/0thinkhecould
get
itsetonagain.He
passedthrough
a
meadow,
andafterwardsgo!
intoagarden.
The
gardener.Y€(’lllg
him,
andnotabletoendurethemisehiefhe
was
doingin
tramplingdownhisplums,fellintoaviolent
rage,
rantotheu.i'.s‘,
imdnever
sumdingonthe
(‘en*m0riyofapillory.
out
off
bothhisears,
andhealhimoutoftheground.Thustheass.
whohenmanxidtheloss
of
histail.wasinfargreaterujflierionwhenheraw
himselfwithoutears.FABLENZPILPAY.INu1A,FOURTH
(‘ENTURYllll‘.l'R<>l)|(.\r'U\'Once,
whentheToku-daijr
HllIll.Y1(’l'
oftherightwas
chiefoftheiI7t[M.’rl{1l])()li(,‘é',
hewasholdinga
meetingofhis
staffatthemiddlegale
whenanaxbelonging
toan
officialnameilAkikane
gotlooseandwanderedintothe
ministry
build-ing.
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up
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they
infuriatedboththelocalpeople
andtheMexican
government.AtonepointPancho
Villa
hid
ina
mountaincavetorecoverfroma.gunshot
woundhereceivedinaskirmishwiththeMexican
army;lookingdownfromhis
aerie,hecouldwatchPershing
leadthe exhaustedAmericantroopsbackandforthacrossthe
mountains,
never
gettinganyclosertotheirgoal.
Allthe
wayinto
winter,Villaplayed
hiscat-and—mouse
game.Ameri-canscametoseetheaffairasakindofslapstick
fa,rce—infacttheybegan
toadmireVillaagain, respecting
hisresourcefulnessineluding
asuperior
force.InJanuary
of
1917,Wilson
finallyorderedPershing’s
withdrawal.Asthe
troopsmadetheir
waybacktoAmerican
territory,rebelforcespursued
them,forcing
theU.S.
Armytouseairplanes
to
protectitsrearflanks.ThePunitiveExpedition
wasbeingpunished
itself—ithadturnedintoaretreatofthemost
humiliatingsort.InterpretationWoodrowWilsonorganized
thePunitiveExpedition
asashowofforce:HewouldteachPanchoVillaalessonandinthe
processShowtheworldthatno
one,large
or
small,couldattackthemighty
UnitedStatesand
getawaywithit.Theexpedition
wouldbeoverinafewweeks,
andVillawouldbeforgotten,
Thatwasnothowitplayed
out.Thelonger
theexpedition
took,themoreitfocusedattentionontheAmericans’incompetence
andonVilla’scleverness.Soonwhatwasforgotten
wasnotVillabuttheraidthathadstarteditall.Asaminor
annoyancebecameaninternationalembarrass-ment,
andtheenraged
Americansdispatched
more
troops,theimbalancebetweenthesizeofthe
pursuerandthesizeofthepursued—who
stillman-aged
to
stayfree—ma.detheaffairajoke.
Andintheendthiswhiteele-phant
of
an
armyhad
tolumberoutof
Mexico,
humiliated.ThePunitiveExpedition
didtheopposite
of
whatit
setout todo:
It
leftVillanotonly
freebutmorepopular
thanever.WhatcouldWilsonhavedonedifferently?
Hecouldhavepressured
theCarranza
governmentto
catch
Villa
for
him.Alternatively,
since
manyMexicanshadtiredofVillabeforethePunitiveExpeditionbegan,
he
couldhaveworkedquietly
withthemandwontheir
supportforamuchsmallerraidto
capturethebandit.Hecouldhaveorganized
a
trapontheAmeri-cansideofdie
border,
anticipatingthenextraid.Orhecouldhaveignored
thematteraltogether
forthetimebeing,waiting
fortheMexicansthem-selves
todo
awaywithVilla
of
theirown
accord.Remember:Youchoosetolet
things
bother
you.Youcan
justaseasily
choosenottonoticethe
irritating
offender,toconsiderthemattertrivialandunworthy
of
yourinterestThatisthepowerful
move.What
youdonotreacttocannotdragyou
downinafutile
engagement.Yourpride
isnotinvolved.Thebestlesson
youcanteach
an
irritatinggnatistoconsign
it
tooblivionbyignoring
it.Ifitisimpossible
toignore(Pancho
VillahadinfactkilledAmericancitizens),
thenconspire
insecrettodo
awaywith
it,
but