PARTI: SURROUNDYOURNAMEWITHTHESENSATIONALAND
SCANDALOUSDrawattentionto
yourselfbycreating
anunforgettable,
evencontroversialimage.
Courtscandal.Doanything
tomakeyourself
seemlarger
thanlife
andshinemorebrightly
thanthosearound
you.Makenodistinctionbe-
tweenkindsofattention—notorietyofany
sortwillbringyonpower.
Bettertobeslanderedandattackedthan
ignored.
OBSERVANCEOFTHELAVVP.T.
Barnum,America’spremiernineteenth-century
showman,startedhiscareerasanassistanttotheowner
of
a
circus,
AaronTurner.In 1836 thecircusstopped
inAnnapolis,Maryland,
foraseriesofperformances.
Onthe
morningof
openingday,
Barnumtookastrollthrough
town,wearing
anewblacksuit.People
startedtofollowhim.Someoneinthegathering
crowdshoutedoutthathewastheReverendEphraim
K.Avery,
infamousasamanacquitted
ofthecharge
ofmurderbutstill
believedguiltyby
mostAmericans.
The
angrymobtore
off
Bamum’ssuitandwasready
tolynch
him.Afterdesperate
appeals,
Barnumfinally
convincedthemtofollowhimtothe
circus,wherehecouldverify
hisidentity.
Oncethere,
oldTurnerconfirmedthatthiswasallapracticaljoke-—he
himselfhadspread
therumorthatBarnumwasAvery.
Thecrowddis—
persed,
but
Barnum,
whohadnearly
been
killed,
wasnotamused.Hewantedtoknowwhatcouldhaveinducedhisbosstoplay
suchatrick.
“MydearMr.
Barnum,”Turnerreplied,
“itwasallforourgood.
Remember,allweneedtoensuresuccessisnotoriety.”
Andindeed
everyoneintown
wastalking
aboutthejoke,
andthecircuswaspacked
that
nightandeverynight
itstayed
inAnnapolis.
Barnumhad
learned
a
lesson
he
wouldneverforget.
Bamum‘sfirstbig
ventureofhisownwastheAmericanMuseum——acollection of
curiosities,
located inNewYork. Oneday
abeggar ap-
proached
Bamuminthestreet.Insteadof
givinghim
money,Bamum
de-cidedtoemploy
him.Taking
himbacktothe
museum,
he
gavethemanlivebricksandtoldhimtomakeaslowcircuitofseveralblocks.Atcertainpoints
hewastolay
downabrickonthe
sidewalk,alwayskeeping
onebrickinhand.Onthereturn
journeyhewastoreplace
eachbrickonthestreetwiththeoneheheld.Meanwhilehewastoremainseriousofcounte-nance
andto
answernoquestions.
Oncebackatthe
museum,
hewastoenter,
walkaround
inside,
thenleavethrough
thebackdoorandmakethesame
bricklayingcircuitagain.
Ontheman’sfirstwalkthrough
the
streets,severalhundredpeople
watched his
mysteriousmovements.By
his fourth
circuit,
onlookersswarmedaround
him,debating
whathewasdoing.Every
timehe
enteredthe
museumhewas
followedbypeople
whobought
ticketstokeep
watch»inghim.
Manyofthemweredistractedby
themuseum’s
collections,
andstayed
inside.By
the endofthefirstday,
thebrickmanhaddrawnovera'll|l»\\"AS|'SVI)‘l'|l|".l*’ltI'\t,.‘liA
wasp
namedPinTailwas
longin
questofsome(Icedthatwouldmakehim
foreverfamous.Soone
dayheenteredthe
king'spalace
and
slung
thelittle
prince,whowasinhell.The
princeawokewithloudcries.Theking
andhiscoumersrushedintoseewhathad
happened.
Theprincewas
yellingasthe
warpstunghimagain
and
again.
Thecozmierstriedtocatchthe
warp,andeachinturnwas
stung.Thewhole
myalh0u.s'1zhnldrushed
in,
thenewssoon
spread,
andpeopleflocked
lothepalace.
The
city
wasinan
uproar,alll)m'iue.\'.\‘Sll.S'[l€N(l(.’d.
Saidthewaspto
itselfbefore
itexpiredfromits
efforts.“Aname
without/J1meis
like/ire
wilhuulflame.Thereis
Iwthirrglike
attractingnotzceatany
cost."
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