Life’s Like That
Born Without a Filter
Mybrotherrecentlyranintoa
womanhe’dgonetoschoolwith
manyyearsearlier.Afterthey
caughtup,sheshowedhima
pictureofherdaughter.“Wow,”
hesaid.“Shedoesn’tlookanything
likeyou.She’spretty.”
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FreeandEasy
Myfour-year-oldson,Jaden,loves
babies.Recentlyhevoicedhiswish
fora babysister.Thenextday,while
wewaitedatthedoctor’soffice,Jaden
noticeda posterofa doctoranda
motherholdinghernewbornbaby.
Jadenexclaimed,“Oh!Arethe
doctorsgivingawayfreebabies?”
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ENOUGH
TO DRIVE
YOU NUTS
My dentist always plays
funny YouTube videos of
dogs while she works on your
teeth. But today YouTube
started auto-playing videos
FOR dogs, so I watched
squirrels playing in a park
for 25 whole minutes.
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Just called the DVD player a VCR
in front of the kids. Now this will
become their childhood memory.
@KSUJULIE
My son picked up a phone at my
work and said, “What’s that noise?”
His first dial tone. @JASONDCRANE
Seven year old: Wow, this must
be an antique! It’s from way
back in the 1900s!
Me: OK, calm down. It’s from 1997.
@MAUGHAMMOM
“Millennials are idiots” – the
generation that made a millionaire
out of the creator of the Pet Rock.
@ANDYLEV Y
The next time somebody complains
about Millennials, maybe remind
them which generation linoleumed
over all those beautiful
hardwood floors.
@BOORADLEY
My daughter
just asked why
we say ‘hang
up’ the phone,
and now I
feel 90.
@ENGLISHJASON
THE GREAT TWEET-OFF:
GENERATION GAP
EDITION
Boomers, Generation Y
and Millennials all divide and
try to conquer on Twitter.