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In these bizarre and testing times,

I think we need to heed the

Hollywood movie gospel... “Here’s

another nice mess, that certainly doesn’t

feel like Kansas any more. It’s deffo time

to fasten our seatbelts, as it’s going to be

a bumpy night. Yes, they are talking to

us... we do have a problem... but we can

handle the truth. Remember, courage is

being scared but saddling up, anyway.

Just keep swimming and the sun’ll come

out tomorrow.”

DAVEY WARWICK, LEEDS

Thank you, Davey. And

thank you, movies, for

being here when we really,

really need you. Not that

we’ve ever not needed

you. Though there has been the odd

summer season where it’s been all

takings and not enough give. But

cinema still rules, even if the pictures

have got (temporarily) small. Davey and

everyone else with a letter printed here

will receive a copy of Jumanji: The Next

Level, on Digital HD 4 April and DVD and

Blu-ray 13 April, via Sony Pictures

Home Entertainment. Didn’t send an

address? Email it! Or it’ll be ava-ta-ta!

GOING, GOING, BOND

I

got home from work to find my

awesome-looking Bond subscriber

edition of TF [issue 296]. Normally I

would’ve been really happy. But following

the news of No Time To Die being pushed

to November, it felt like a slap to the face.

A case of, look at what you could’ve won.

What’s even more frustrating was that I

had been rewatching the Bond films, one

a week, leading up to the release, and was

just about to start on the Craig era. Great

magazine, though.

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