Reader\'s Digest Canada - 05.2020

your children show

up and ask what

you’re eating?

— @MOMMAJESSIEC

Four-year-old student:

Mrs. P., did you notice

I’m getting taller?

Me: I thought you

looked taller.

innocently, “And

where do they keep

their pancakes?”

— ASIYAH BAKSH,

Hamilton

If you open a candy

wrapper in the middle

of a forest with nobody

around, how long until

My sister was out for a

walk with her three-

year-old son. On the

walk, she pointed out

an empty nest, telling

her son, “That’s a bird’s

nest. The birds keep

their eggs in there.”

Her son looked up

at her and asked

“We can speak freely now. I’ve secured the line.”

CONAN DE VRIES

reader’s digest

66 may 2020

AS KIDS SEE IT