Cosmopolitan US May2020

come to this

rundown of

could dig up

couldn’t snag

an invite until

fashion” is a

world’s most

trouble (heyyy,

Dakota Johnson’s

and Bella Hadid’s

smoking selfies),

or show off new

boos. J.Lo and

A-Rod, Nick and

big couple

iconic Met

all that

goes into

the first

Monday in

May.

h

Anna says

you can’t

come, sorry!

Too-damn-

early a.m.

Entire day of

glam begins.

Most boldface

names are

a couple of

blocks away

at The Mark

5 p.m.

Arrivals start

in an Anna-

dictated

order, kicking

off with Anna

herself. Then

the cochairs

(this year’s:

and Louis

Vuitton’s

Nicolas

Ghesquière).

Beyoncé and

Rihanna tend

to go last

because ofc.

their seats for

dinner. There

is definitely

such a thing

as a “bad”

table. Staffers

allegedly

placate

ahead of time

10 p.m.

A surprise

musical guest!

Lady Gaga,

Madonna,

and Katy

Perry have all

performed.

***But make it theme-y

You know how Halloween is just an excuse to put on an OTT ’fit? This is

that with couture. 2020’s theme is About Time: Fashion and Duration.

Super vague, as always (see: 2016’s Manus x Machina). But all the

better to get creative with, my dear. Not that creative, tho, because

in a lot of cases, Anna gets to decide which celebs are dressed

by which designers.

O

h yeah,

h

a

s rule

s

th

is

thin

g

No

food that

could get

stuck in your

teeth or

make your

breath smell

gross can be

served. Sorry

to this garlic.

No

spouses sitting

together as

couples. Just

one more man-

date of the

world’s most

meticulous

seating chart.

No

pictures inside.

Not that this

has stopped

celebs from

posting pics

from the bath-

room. (Btw,

Vogue staffers,

not security,

have to enforce

this. I’m pictur-

ing, like, me

telling Kylie to

put away her

phone, and it’s

not going

well...!)

No

personal publi-

cists. Stars

have to leave

theirs at the

door, so

literally *any-

thing* could

happen inside.

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