TBH, “sweaty” accurately describes all of these.
By HANNAH CHAMBERS
How “good” was your
first time having sex?
Which beginner alcohol still
low-key scares you?
COSMO
Q
Let’s revisit your
cringiest firsts, shall we?
56
%
Describe your
first apartment in
two words:
3 0%
Don’t ask.
18 %
I mean,
is it ever
“g o o d”?
1 2%
Honestly, I
wouldn’t
change it.
8 %
Really, truly
awesome!
3 2%
We both
tried....
1 9%
25 %
What was life like after
your first breakup?
55 % It was pretty standard
Bridget Jones shit.
33 % My Facebook statuses
were tragique.
1 2% I’m still listening to
Sam Smith. Not over it.
18 %
UV Blue
9%
Mike’s Hard
Lemonade
53 %
Four Loko
20%
Pinnacle
Whipped
Follow
us
on
Tw
itt
er
fo
ro
ur
ne
xt
pol
l.
OH, H
EY
W
an
na
w
ei
gh
in
?
So about your
first car...
61 %
LOL, I miss my aux cord.
20%
I can’t talk about my
family’s minivan. Too
triggering.
1 9%
’Twas the coolest car
in the lot.
Th
rowbac
k
Edition!
So
cu
te!
We
ird
d ly
irt
y?
Al
wa
ys
un
loc
ke
d
you
May 2020 Cosmopolitan 25
G
ET
TY
I
M
AG
ES
.