Put THAT in the yearbook. By SAM FEHER

What your senior superlative

should’ve been,

according to this random equation we just made up

HOW DID

YOU

GET TO

SCHOOL?

WHEN WAS

YOUR FIRST

LIP TO LIP?

I was a

“walker”

=

...likely to appear

on Love Is Blind

The bus, just

like everybody

else!

=

...likely to get a

cheap, sponta-

neous tattoo

Mom or Dad

drove me

=

...likely to go

viral on TikTok

My brain blocks

out traumatic

memories?

=

...likely to drop

their skincare rou-

tine when nobody

asked them

ON THE

PLAYGROUND

=

Least...

MIDDLE OR HIGH

SCHOOL...AND I

HAD BRACES

=

Most...

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Who among us does
not agree that the
high school year-
book committee
was a corrupt bunch
of cons? But now,
we’re serving justice:
Answer the prompts
below and smash
those responses
together to
discover your true
18-year-old identity.
I skipped school
most days

...likely to have a
sandwich named
after them
Twenty
minutes late,
with a latte

...likely to change
their name, move
to a new country,
and start anew
With my cool
older friends

...likely to marry
into the Kar-
dashian family
I came from
sports practice
Every. Single.
Day.

...likely to
“go vegan” for
a week
Wel
co
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to
C
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m
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igh!
Th
rowbac
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Edition!
you
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