GEMINI
(05.21–06.20)
Turn off literally all your push
notifications, clear your Google
Cal, and add a weighted blanket
to cart. May = you taking the
m o s t t im e t o f in d yo u r s e l f.
TAURUS
(04.20–05.20)
Drama with the squad is your
theme rn—so sorry, babes! It
might be time to ditch the pals
who are dragging you down and
find some new ride-or-dies.
ARIES
(03.21–04.19)
Those late nights are def going to
pay off soon—this is the time for
major money moves. Mid-May,
your focus turns to networking,
so plan to ~connect~.
You know how after
an awful roommate
moves out, your
place still kinda feels
like an emotional
crime scene? Like,
her dirty dishes are
gone, but her messy
ways are still mess-
ing with you? It’s
because they are.
Energetically speak-
ing, at least.
See, we’re all
connected to some-
thing called the
(warning: vibe-y
term ahead) astral
plane. It’s basically
where the intangible
aspects of our rela-
tionships live, and it
helps explain how
even if someone
(that roommate, an
ex) vacates a space,
they can leave
behind a strong
impression.
The good news:
Scrubbing your
home of gross left-
overs isn’t so hard.
All you need is a
calendar, a broom
(witchy version
optional), string, a
lighter, and a few
plants or herbs.
- FIND A
DIVINE TIME
Full Moons serve as
celestial flashlights,
illuminating abso-
lutely everything.
Meaning this is your
moment to clean.
2. DO SOME
SWEEPING
Begin at the outside
edges of your rooms,
working counterclock-
wise as you bring all
the dust to the middle
of the floor. Negative
energy that has accu-
mulated in your space
w il l b e g a t h e re d u p
t o o. Wa ve yo u r p a l m
ove r t h e p il e t o s a y
buh-bye, then toss it
all to the curb.
- MAKE A
SMUDGE STICK
It’s a small bundle of
plants and herbs (try
Saint-John’s-wort,
mandrake, hawthorn,
garlic, and cinquefoil)
that you bind with
string and set on fire
to release positive
energy and burn out
neggy vibes. After
lighting it up, walk
around your rooms or
use your hands to dis-
perse the smoke. Stop
after your space feels
clearer (or, uh, the fire
YOUR
M A Y
HORO-
SCOPE
By JAKE REGISTER
Now clean(se)
that sh*t up By^ ALIZA KELLY
astrology
May 2020 Cosmopolitan 81