OFFICE
BEDROOM
BATH
SCORPIO
(10.23–11.21)
Your love life is going through a major
transformation, Scorpy. That could
mean a major breakup or getting
majorly serious. Single? Expect waaay
intense chemistry with someone new.
SAGITTARIUS
(11.22–12.21)
Your 9-to-5 to-do list is your focus this
m o n t h. Re wo r k yo u r p e r s o n a l c a l t o
spend the PTO you do have on stuff you
love (like, may we suggest hosting a
throwback spring break party?).
LIBRA
(09.23–10.22)
May is pulling your focus to your closest
connections, making this a good time to
level up your relationships. It’s also time
to press pause on your “I see it, I like it, I
want it, I got it” spending (just for now!).
...and turn it
into a genie
lamp By SANDRA FUNK
We’re talking big-time manifesting
via a few strategically placed
visual reminders. First, figure out
w h a t it is yo u *re a l l y* wa n t. T h e n
get ready to build an altar or two.
JSYK, my practice is based on
Jyotish, or Vedic astrology, the tra-
ditional Hindu system of astrology.
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Want to
chill TF out?
Make an altar to
Ganesha, a deity who
brings happy blessings.
You can use an actual
mini statue of her or
make do with a photo.
WHERE The northeast
corner of your home
or office.
HOW Light a candle,
make an offering (that
could be sweet treats or
the candle itself), and
sit at your altar in quiet
contemplation. Then ask
Ganesha for what you
want. Be specific, very
specific. Like, “I want my
annual review on Friday
to lead to a promotion.”
WHEN Daily or on
Wednesdays.
Want to level
up your current
relationship?
Make an altar to your
partner with some pic-
tures of the two of you,
any special items of
meaning, and a statue
or image of Venus, the
goddess of love.
WHERE In your bedroom
along the southeast wall.
HOW Bring fresh flowers,
rose quartz, and honey
as offerings, then light
a candle at your altar,
where you can spend
time meditating with lots
of romantic intention.
WHEN Fridays.
Want to find
an S.O.?
You can tell the universe
that too.
WHERE Your bedroom.
HOW It’s easy: Clean
your room. Yep, that’s
it! Make your bed, pick
your bra up off the floor,
and throw out those Taco
Bell hot sauce packets
on your nightstand. No,
we’re not your mom, but
Marie Kondo’ing your
place on the regular as
though your boo is com-
ing over tonight tells the
universe you’re ready for,
well, your boo to come
over tonight. (That, and
upgrading your twin bed
to something two people
can actually sleep on.)
Intention is everything
here!
WHEN Daily.
Want to
make bank?
Make an altar to items
that signify abundance.
Examples: a prosperous
plant, valuable coins,
crystals, even a crisp
dollar bill will do!
WHERE The north wall of
your home or office.
HOW Light sandalwood
incense and bring some
flowers like lotuses or
pink roses as an offering.
Then sit and meditate.
WHEN Daily or on
Fridays.
astrology
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