We put a heart-rate
monitor on 1 2 women to
see how many
calories they
actually burn
during sex
By TAYLOR ANDREWS
Sex is not a workout, but
w h o s aid it ’s sup p os e d t o b e?
ots of people,
including me
(a person who
writes about
sex all day
and pretty
much finds
every possible reason
to bring it up in any
conversation), wish
that sex were a work-
o u t. A n d it d o e s k in d a
seem reasonable that
getting it on probably
burns more calories
than sitting on the
couch binge-watching
Love Is Blind. Then
a g ain (a n d t e l l m e if
I’m wrong here...),
sometimes missionary
can consist of just
lying still in bed for a
solid seven minutes
(I’m not wrong).
Luckily, these days,
fitness trackers are
eve n e a si e r t o c o m e
by than reality shows
about finding love,
so I figured it was
time to conduct a lil
experiment.
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JEN, 25
5'8", 150 lbs.
29 cals in
16:48 mins
HANNAH, 25
5'5", 129 lbs.
17 cals in
11: 3 0 m i n s
VALERIE, 25
4'11", 115 lbs.
22 cals in
14:11 mins
80
BPM
120
BPM
40
BPM
Average calories
burned per minute
during missionary
or doggy
- 85
Ooh, and what
do we have
here? An orgasm,
that’s what.
This is what
girl-on-top
looks like.
lust
88 Cosmopolitan May 2020
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