A smart man can’t date a dumb woman. But he can
use a dumb woman. Most smart men don’t want to
date a dumb woman because we need to know that she
can handle herself and our affairs, especially if we’re
thinking about giving her a ring. She can’t walk into
the office party acting like the office dummy. Now,
we don’t mind having a woman on the side who is
dumb and fine, but we won’t keep her.
It’s a total come-on. In our mind, if you want to
buy us a drink, you want us. And if we think you want
us, well, then, game on—we’re coming in for the kill.
Some men like it, but a man who doesn’t drink
certainly isn’t going to care for a woman who par-
takes in the spirits. Know, though, that no man likes
a drunk woman, unless you’re in college and we’re