Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man

for us, cook dinner every night, and make sure our favorite
peanut butter is in the cabinet to show us that you’re paying at-
tention and you care. But what we really need from you when
our day goes bad is those three things. You give me that when
I come home, and I’ll go back out there and fight this war for
you. The moment a woman isn’t doing those three things for
her man, I can promise you he’ll get somebody who will. We
cannot survive without these things—not for ninety days, we
can’t.
You may not like what I’m saying, but ask any man about
these words and whether they’re true, and that man will tell
you this one simple thing: it’s true. Support. Loyalty. The
cookie. If you supply these three things, you’ll have on your
hands a man who will do anything you need and want him to
do for you—pure and simple.