How I Got (Restarted)

in Comedy

I quit comedy when I was eighteen, so I could get a job

and provide for myself.
I got restarted in comedy at twenty-two, because I had to
stomp a bitch for disrespecting me.
It was Bertha. Yes, that same Bertha, the stripper that
Titus the Boyfriend couldn’t pimp, but I could. Here’s how
it all went down.
When I was still pimping her, Bertha asked me if I could
pick her up from the strip club one day. She had me take
her to a party. When we arrived, Titus the Boyfriend was
there.

Tiffany:    “I  don’t   know    if  I   should  stay    for this.”

Titus:   “Nah,   it’s    cool,   Tiĉ.    It’s    cool.   I   ain’t   tripping.   I

get it. Let bygones be  bygones.    Me  and Bertha, we  in  a

relationship    now.”

Tiffany:    “Okay.  Cool.”