I pulled Bertha aside and told her:Tiffany: “I will always be cool with you. Just don’t ever
disrespect me. If you ever disrespect me, it’s going to
be a motherfucking problem.”ͳat night was mne. I was drinking 211 beer. Now, I don’t
know if you ever heard of this beer, but it’s 99 cents. ͳis is
the shit that bums buy to get all fucked up on the cheap. It
makes you fucking crazy. Of course, Titus the Po’ Pimp has
this at his party.
I drank some and fell asleep on the couch. When I woke
up, it was late. Titus and Bertha were on the noor, right
next to the couch I was sleeping on. Fucking. Like, right next
to me. I jumped up:
Tiffany: “BITCH, WHAT I TELL YOU ABOUT
DISRESPECTING ME?”I just started stomping on her. I was straight ghetto-
stomping her out. She curled into a ball and started crying.
Tiffany: “GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS UP,
BITCH! I’M FIXIN’ TO BEAT YO ASS SOME MO!”Bertha: “Stop! I’m not going to mght you, Tiĉany. I’m
not going to fight you. I’m going to call the police!”Tiffany: “CALL THE MOTHERFUCKING POLICE! I’ll
just get your ass deported up out this bitch. You mxing