The Ex-Husband

I just got to warn you straight up: this story is bad.

And not bad in a funny way, like the Roscoe story, or the
Titus story. Like, this is just nat-out bad. ͳis story is
probably going to frustrate you. It might even get you angry.
I almost did not put this in the book. I mean, there isn’t
much here that’s funny, to be honest. But I ended up putting
it in, because of three reasons:

1. It’s the hard truth about my life. I will always tell
   the truth, even when it’s not fun.


2. I hope some young girls can learn from my mistakes
   and avoid what I went through.


3. I believe everything happens for a reason, and as
   bad as this was, I believe it’s made me better and
   helped me get where I am.

With that in mind, lemme tell you about my experience
with marriage, domestic violence, and self-delusion.
It all started when I went on that cruise with Titus. ͳe
one where he brought $50 for the whole cruise? That one.