The Last Black Unicorn

(Ann) #1

On the plane, I met this guy who was a cop. I ain’t even
going to say his real name, it don’t matter. I’ll just call him
Ex-Husband. Me and Ex-Husband talked for a while, and he
seemed nice. It turned out he was going to the same cruise I
was, and he wanted to take a cab with me there.
But I had Titus, and I wasn’t all that into this guy. But he
was a policeman, and I thought, ͷis will be a good friend to
have. It’s always good to have police friends, especially
black police, because there aren’t a lot of them.
You already read about all the nonsense that went on
with Titus. Well, I left some details out of that story,
because I knew I was going to tell them here. Part of the
reason Titus was so upset was because of Ex-Husband.
ͳis dude was straight following me around the cruise
the whole time. Like everywhere I was at, he was there. And
he always had a video camera mlming everything. Like I was
singing karaoke, he was mlming that. I would be in like a
shuċeboard contest, he’s mlming that. Ping-Pong, he was
mlming that. We was swimming in the pool, me and my
boyfriend, like hugging on each other, he’s filming that.
Titus got in an argument with me, started yelling and
cursing at me, because this man was following me around
with a camera.


Titus:   “Are    you     fucking     this    guy?    Why     is  this    guy
following you everywhere with the goddam camera?
Who the fuck is this?”

I    think   Ex-Husband  even    got    that     on  camera.     He  mlmed
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