The Last Black Unicorn

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I   paused  for a   second  in  disbelief.

Tiffany:     “Wait,  you’re  for     real?   Y’all   really  gonna   go
with me?”

Jada:   “Yes.”

Tiffany:     “Okay   cool.   Don’t   even    trip,   y’all   Groupon     is
on me, I got y’all. Since y’all paid for dinner last night,
I’mma take care of you guys.”

Now it  was Jada’s  turn    to  pause.

Jada:   “What?”

She told me to come to their hotel and we would ride
together.


Tiffany:    “Don’t  worry,  I   got it. I’ll    be  over    to  your    hotel
in an hour.”

OH SHIT!
So I started eating all this bread and drinking water,
doing jumping jacks and freaking out. I gotta sober up and
be cool.
An hour later, I pulled up to their hotel in my little $20-
a-day rental car that I got. I started to hand my keys to the
valet, ’cause I was thinking I’m gonna ride with Will and
Jada and their security in the SUV, and it’s gonna be all cool
and stuff.

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