now, then you probably will be a world-famous
comedian.”Then he read my case. He asked me:Judge: “Do you know who your father is?”Tiffany: “Nope. I haven’t seen him since I was three.”Judge: “Where’s your mom?”Tiffany: “She’s locked down in a mental facility. She
crazy.”Then he signed the paper.
I was all happy. That bus ride back felt much shorter.• • •ͳe news came, and they mlmed me. It went real good, and
they told me when it would be on, and I was real excited.
ͳen the day it was supposed to come on, that day,
Princess Diana goes and gets killed in a car wreck.
I got bumped. It’s cool, though. I wasn’t mad. She was a
princess, I get it.
It was two months before it mnally came on the air. I was
so happy watching it. I felt like a star already. It was the first
time I had ever seen myself as valuable, worth people’s time
or attention.
After that comedy camp, they started letting me do