Judge: “What are these papers for?”Tiffany: “I’m trying to be on the news. I need to be on
the news.”Judge: “What do you need to be on the news for?”Tiffany: “I’m at the Laugh Factory Comedy Camp, I’m
gonna be a world-famous comedian, and I need you to
sign this paperwork, so that I can be on the news
story they want to do about me.”Judge: “And why do you need to be on the news to be
a world-famous comedian?”Tiffany: “Because, then that way, my dad’s gonna see
me, he gonna be really proud, then everybody gonna
be really proud. I’m gonna be really funny, I’m gonna
make people laugh, and that’s gonna be my job
forever, and I’mma be a world-famous comedian, and
then I’ll be happy.”He looked at me over his glasses, staring at me for a
second. Everyone in the courthouse was dead quiet.
Judge: “Are you sure about all of this?”Tiffany: “Yes, I am very sure. I know this.”Judge: “Well, if you act onstage as funny as you act