You Are a Badass

part of me that I was ashamed of. Hence,
I was much less threatened by women
who came at me with a power drill than
women who came at me with an
eyebrow pencil, which is why it’s pretty
hilarious to me still that one of my best
friends is as girly as they get. I met her
when we were working together in New
York City and was instantly drawn to her
because she’s hilariously brilliant and
sweet and did a flawless impression of
one of our coworkers walking down the
hall with his ass sticking out that always
left me doubled over, clinging to
furniture. Unlike me, however, she’s a
lover of girls’ nights out and mani-pedi
dates, an eager ogler of engagement