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November    25th
FUNNY   HOW THAT    WORKS   OUT“As for me, I   would   choose  being   sick    over    living  in  luxury, for being   sick    only    harms   the body,
whereas luxury  destroys    both    the body    and the soul,   causing weakness    and incapacity  in  the
body,   and lack    of  control and cowardice   in  the soul.   What’s  more,   luxury  breeds  injustice
because it  also    breeds  greediness.”
—MUSONIUS   RUFUS,  LECTURES,   20.95.14–17tories  about   lottery winners tend    to  share   one lesson: suddenly    coming  into    a   great   deal    of  money   is  a
curse,  not a   blessing.   Just    a   few years   after   they    get their   big check,  many    lottery winners are actually
in  worse   financial   shape.  They’ve lost    friends,    they’ve gotten  divorced.   Their   whole   lives   have    been
turned  into    a   nightmare   as  a   result  of  their   obscenely   good    fortune.
It’s    like    that    Metallica   lyric   (fittingly  from    a   song    called  “No Leaf    Clover”):   “Then   it  comes   to  be  that
the soothing    light   at  the end of  your    tunnel  /   Is  just    a   freight train   coming  your    way.”
And yet the most    common  response    from    a   cancer  survivor,   the person  who went    through the thing   we
all dread   and fear?   “It was the best    thing   that    ever    happened    to  me.”
Funny   how that    works   out,    isn’t   it?