the sky? And that’s when I notice the cars careering
toward me at very high speeds.
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
It appears the Chaos Mod has turned Michael into a
universal vehicle magnet. Cars and trucks smash into each
other as they scramble to be the first to run me down.
Before I can react, I’m
punted across the road by a
black saloon. Climbing to
my feet, I spy a ladder, and
figure it would be wise to
get off the road.
Ascending to the
rooftop, I take a minute to
admire the chaos below.
Then I hear an engine
behind me. Turns out this
‘rooftop’ is in fact a car
park with an on-ramp. I go back down the ladder, and
leap into the nearest car, which at least provides some
protection from the vehicular hordes. With a moment to
think, I reckon my best bet is simply to head home.
Michael’s house is walled off, and the next mission starts
there anyway. Can I make it back without incident? No.
DRIVING WHILE EVERY
VEHICLE IS TRYING TO
RAM YOU OFF THE
ROAD IS IMPOSSIBLE
EXTRA LIFE
DIARY (^) I MOD SPOTLIGHT I REINSTALL I WHY I LOVE
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Weeeeeee!
My eyes!
Driving while every vehicle in GTA is trying to ram
you off the road is almost impossible, while stepping out
of a vehicle is like throwing a side of beef into the lion
enclosure at the zoo. I die so many times I lose count. At
one point I end up trapped under a bus, while distantly I
can hear the sound of cars exploding in sequence, each
one getting louder. I succeed in making it home once, but
I’m immediately killed by
some crazed jogger who
spawns and shoots me,
catapulting me back to the
hospital. Eventually, I
make it back by driving so
fast the other cars don’t
have time to turn into my
path. The random assassin
is swiftly dealt with by the
grille of my SUV.
I feel like I’ve had
enough of the chaos for now. I’ve barely scratched the
surface of the mod and already I’ve had enough
shenanigans to fill an ITV 2 sitcom for its entire
run. I leave Michael where he is, lounging by
his pool with a whiskey in hand. For once in his
life, he’s really earned it.