5.50pm The Big Match Revisited
6.55 The Chase Kaye Adams, Mark
Bright, Jayne Torvill and
Richard Arnold take part.
8.00 The Car Years Championing
the best car released in 1948.
8.30 The Car Years A look at
two rallying icons from 2000.
9.00 FILM: The Chronicles Of
Riddick Stars Vin Diesel
and Judi Dench. A galactic
fugitive fleeing from bounty
hunters battles a sinister cult
intent on killing or converting
anyone in its way. Boring.
(2004, 15; includes FYI Daily)
11.20 FILM: Executive Decision
Stars Kurt Russell and Steven
Seagal. Action thriller. (1996,
15; includes FYI Daily)
2.00 The Sweeney Drama series.
2.50 Unwind Daily relaxation.
3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.
4.50pm Find It, Fix It, Flog It
6.55 Escape To The Chateau
— DIY A couple race to get
their chateau ready for the
first paying guests, battling
to get a fence built for a
marauding flock of 25 sheep.
7.55 Grand Designs Kevin
McCloud follows the
progress of an architectural
designer and his wife as they
try to create their dream
home on a prime piece of
land on the Isle of Wight.
9.00 24 Hours In A&E An elderly
woman with breathing
difficulties finds support
from her daughters; and a
trucker arrives in resus.
10.00 24 Hours In Police Custody
Interviewing a suspect who
killed a man with a single
punch outside a nightclub.
11.05-12.05 24 Hours In A&E
6.00pm Catchphrase James
Jordan, Fiona Wade and Louis
Walsh take part for charity.
7.00 Superstore Amy wants to
look like a tough boss. (S5, ep
7) 7.30 Superstore Amy helps
Mateo prepare for his hearing.
8.00 Bob’s Burgers Teddy
persuades Bob to enter the
float contest. (Series 7, ep 21)
8.30 Bob’s Burgers Bob
decides to realise his dream
of becoming an outdoorsman.
9.00 Family Guy Stewie decides to
kill Lois. (Series 6, ep 4) 9.30
Family Guy Lois returns to
identify her would-be killer.
10.00 Family Guy The Griffins
move to Texas. (S5, ep 15)
10.30 Family Guy Chris is
expelled. 11.00 Family Guy
Lois campaigns for election
as mayor, but is only
successful after dumbing
down her political views.
11.30-12.25 American Dad!
6.00 Classic Coronation Street
7.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
8.05 Bless This House Sitcom.
9.10 George And Mildred
9.40 The Royal Medical drama.
11.50 Heartbeat Rural drama.
2.00 Classic Emmerdale Soap.
3.00 Classic Coronation Street
4.05 Midsomer Murders With Neil
Dudgeon. Barnaby and
Nelson discover dark secrets
when an airfield owner is hit
on the head and dropped to
his death from a plane.
6.00 Heartbeat The safety of two
young girls causes concern.
7.00 Heartbeat A car-crash
victim turns out to have
violent criminal connections.
8.00 Endeavour A murder at a
prominent Oxford college
has potentially far-reaching
political ramifications; and
the IRA threaten the life of
the Oxford Wanderers’ star
striker. (Series 8, ep 1)
10.00 Foyle’s War When Hilda is
targeted by an assassin,
Foyle suspects the shooting
may be connected to a traitor
within the Special Operations
Executive. (Series 9, ep 3)
12.00 The Royal Two new doctors
arrive at the hospital. 1.05
The Royal A mother is
harassed by her ex-husband.
2.05 Unwind Daily relaxation.
2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Goods.
6.00pm The Big Bang Theory
Penny agrees to a date with
Leonard. (Series 1, ep 17)
6.30 The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon is placed in a difficult
position. (Series 2, ep 1)
7.00 Hollyoaks Shaq feels like he
is not good enough for Verity.
7.30 Big Brother Australia One
housemate has a chance to
receive a letter from home.
9.00 Celebs Go Dating Ryan-Mark
goes to Wigan on a romantic
mini-break with Gregory; and
Chloe and Miles continue
their budding romance with a
trip to a country cottage.
10.00 Celebrity Gogglebox
Famous faces appraise shows
including Love Island, and My
Gay Dog and Other Animals.
11.05-12.10 Gogglebox The
households’ opinions on
television shows that aired in
September 2018, including
The X Factor and Bodyguard.
FILMS
SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
6.35am Space Jam — A New Legacy
(2021, U) 8.35 Dream Horse. (2020, PG)
10.30 Mass. Grieving parents digest
the terrible tragedy that tore their lives
apart. (2021, 12) 12.25 Book Of Love
(2022, 12) 2.10 French Exit. An ageing
socialite moves into a small apartment
in Paris with her son and cat. (2020,
15) 4.05 Space Jam — A New Legacy
(2021, U) 6.05 Dream Horse (2020, PG)
8.00 Mass. Details as 10.30am. 10.00
One Shot. Navy Seals transporting a
prisoner are trapped when insurgents
attack. (2021, 15) 11.40 French Exit. As
2.10pm. 1.35 Book Of Love (2022, 12)
3.25 The Tiger Rising (2022, PG)
5.10-6.50 One Shot. (2021, 15)
SKY CINEMA THRILLER
3.00pm Revolver (2005, 15) 5.00
Machete Kills (2013, 15) 7.00 Inception.
A hi-tech thief enters a corporate heir’s
mind to implant an idea he will think is
his own. (2010, 12) 9.30 Carlito’s Way.
A former gangster resolves to go
straight. (1993, 18) 12.00 Killer Joe.
A man hires a hitman to kill his
mother, but the assassin claims his
sister as collateral. (2011, 18) 1.55-3.55
Single White Female (1992, 18)
ENTERTAINMENT
GOLD
7.30am Keeping Up Appearances 8.00
Porridge 8.40 Only Fools And Horses
9.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 10.40
Keeping Up Appearances 11.20 Dad’s
Army 12.00 Porridge 12.40 Only Fools
And Horses 2.00 Still Open All Hours
2.40 Blackadder Goes Forth 3.20
Keeping Up Appearances 4.00 Last Of
The Summer Wine 5.20 Only Fools And
Horses 6.00 Still Open All Hours 6.40
Dad’s Army 8.00 Only Fools And Horses
9.20 The Royle Family 10.00 Bottom
10.40 Not Going Out 11.20 Peep Show
12.35 Blackadder Goes Forth 1.15 The
Royle Family 1.55 Bottom 2.30 Not
Going Out 3.00-4.00 Peep Show
SKY COMEDY
6.00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
6.30 Will & Grace 8.00 Parks And
Recreation 9.00 Wellington Paranormal
10.00 Yonderland 11.00 Kill The
Messenger 12.35 The Great Depresh
2.00 Righteous Gemstones 3.20
Entourage 4.30-5.00 30 Rock
SKY WITNESS
6.00pm Nothing To Declare 7.00
Caught On Dashcam 8.00 Blue Bloods.
Shockwaves hit the Reagan family
9.00 Bull. Benny and Bull must defend
a young mother 10.00 Transplant 11.00
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00
Private Eyes 1.00 The Rookie 2.00 Blue
Bloods 3.00 CSI 4.00 Road Wars
5.00-6.00 Brit Cops — Law & Disorder
W
6.00pm Property Brothers — Forever
Homes 7.00 Tipping Point 8.00 Inside
The Ambulance 9.00 The Undateables.
A 22-year-old with Asperger syndrome
goes on his first date 10.00 One Born
Every Minute 11.00 The Baby Has
Landed 12.20 Babies — Their Wonderful
World 1.45-3.00 Inside The Ambulance
5 STAR
6.00pm Home And Away 7.00 10 Years
Younger In 10 Days 8.00 Casualty
24/7 — Every Second Counts 9.00
Ambulance — Code Red 10.00 A&E —
When Patients Attack 11.00 A&E After
Dark 12.00 Skin A&E 1.00 Don’t Tell
The Doctor 2.00 Sex Pod 3.05 Judge
Judy 3.50-4.00 Entertainment News
5 USA
6.00pm NCIS 9.00 Crossing Lines.
The team investigates two elaborately
planned prison escapes (1/2) 10.00 Law
& Order: Special Victims Unit. Crime
drama 1.55 Private Eyes 3.35-4.00
Criminals — Caught On Camera
SKY CINEMA GREATS
6.00am Shrek 2 (2004, U) 7.45
Munich. Israeli assassins hunt down
the orchestrators of the 1972 Olympic
hostage crisis. (2005, 15) 10.45 The
Big Heat. A police officer pursues a
gangland boss while investigating the
murder of his wife. (1953, 15) 12.30
The Godfather. A crime family
becomes involved in a battle for
control of New York. (1972, 15) 3.30
Love Story. A couple’s romance is cut
short by the discovery that one of
them has a terminal illness. (1970, PG)
5.15 Munich. Details as 7.45am. 8.00
The Big Heat. Details as 10.45am. 9.35
The Godfather. As 12.30pm. 12.35
Rambo (2008, 18) 2.15 The Omen.
(2006, 15) 4.15-6.00 Shrek 2 (2004, U)
SKY CINEMA VALENTINE
3.55pm How To Lose A Guy In 10
Days (2003, 12) 5.55 An Officer And
A Gentleman (1982, 15) 8.00 Ghost.
A murdered executive’s spirit enlists a
fraudulent psychic to bring his killer to
justice. (1990, 12) 10.10 Groundhog
Day. An obnoxious TV weatherman is
made to relive the same day over and
over again. (1993, PG) 11.55 Behind
The Candelabra (2013, 15) 2.00 Luxor
(2020, 12) 3.30 My Girl 2 (1994, PG)
5.15-6.00 Sky Cinema Preview
FILM4
11.00am Hell Is For Heroes (1962, 12)
12.50 Freedom Radio. A Viennese man
strikes back against his Nazi-loving
wife. (1940, PG) 2.40 The Cassandra
Crossing. Train passengers are exposed
to a deadly virus. (1976, PG) 5.20 High
Noon. A marshal is torn between love
and duty as he prepares for the arrival
of an old enemy. (1952, U) 7.05 Playing
With Fire. A crew of firefighters meet
their match when trying to rescue
three kids. (2019, PG) 9.00 Angel Has
Fallen. A Secret Service agent finds
himself framed for an assassination
attempt. (2019, 15) 11.20 The Descent.
Six women on a caving expedition get
trapped underground. (2005, 18)
1.20-3.30 Life Is Sweet (1990, 15)
TALKING PICTURES TV
3.05pm One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing
(1942, U) 5.10 Berth 24 6.00 For The
Love Of Ada 6.30 Look At Life 6.50
The Edgar Wallace Mystery Theatre
8.00 Rumpole Of The Bailey 9.05
Khartoum. Charting the final years of
British general Charles Gordon as he
fought alongside the Egyptian army.
(1966, PG) 11.45-2.30 Darling Lili. A
German spy undercover in Britain falls
in love with the pilot she is trying to
gain information from. (1970, PG)
6.00pm Discovering Peter Lorre
A look at the life of the actor.
7.00 Portrait Artist Of The Year
2018 Elizabeth McGovern,
Fiona Shaw and Kadeena Cox
act as the celebrity sitters for
a new group of portrait artists.
8.00 Landscape Artist Of The
Year Six contestants battle
it out in the semi-final.
9.00 Wordsworth & Coleridge
Road Trip Frank Skinner and
Denise Mina head to the Lake
District as they follow in the
footsteps of the poets who
created some of their greatest
work while in the region. (2/3)
10.00 The Eighties The impact of
Mikhail Gorbachev’s rise to
power in the Soviet Union.
11.00-1.00 Blitzed — The 80s Blitz
Kids’ Story The history of the
Blitz nightclub — London’s
equivalent of Studio 54.
12.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 Classic EastEnders Soap.
2.20 A Place To Call Home
3.20 All Creatures Great And
Small (Series 6, ep 11)
4.20 Peak Practice (S11, ep 5)
5.20 Brush Strokes Sitcom.
6.00 Are You Being Served?
A royal visitor causes a frenzy.
6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine
8.00 The Inspector Lynley
Mysteries Lynley searches
for a woman in connection
with the disappearance of a
diabetic schoolgirl and a
youngster found drowned
in a lake. (Series 6, ep 2)
10.00 New Tricks The team looks
into the unsolved case of a
peace protester found dead
near a nuclear base. (S1, ep 4)
11.20 Taggart (Series 8, ep 3)
1.00 Kavanagh QC (Series 1, ep 4)
2.45-4.00 Ashes To Ashes
7.00pm Race Across The World
8.00 Winter Olympics Extra
8.55 The Catch Up News roundup.
9.00 CHOICE Gassed Up New
series. The rapper Mist takes
on celebrities in challenges.
(1/6; see Critics’ choice)
9.45 CHOICE Zen Motoring A
guide to scooter boys and
being a zen driver. (1/6;
see Critics’ choice)
10.00 The Fast And The Farmer-ish
Northern Ireland’s Bogmen
and Determinators square up.
10.30 This Country Kurtan vies
with his friend Slugs over the
affections of a girl. (S1, ep 5)
11.00 This Country Kerry and
Kurtan consider moving.
11.25 Tonight With Target
12.10 Gassed Up Challenges. (1/6)
12.55 Zen Motoring (1/6)
1.10 The Fast And The Farmer-ish
1.40 Race Across The World
2.40 This Country Comedy.
3.35-4.00 My Mate’s A Bad Date
7.00pm Yorkshire Walks Shanaz
Gulzar travels from Runswick
Bay to Whitby. (3/4)
7.30 Fred Dibnah’s Made In
Britain Charting the Lake
District’s industrial heritage.
8.00 Patagonia — Earth’s Secret
Paradise Life in the seas that
surround the area, including
rockhopper penguins. (3/3)
9.00 Digging For Britain Following
archaeologists as they
unearth a chariot burial in
East Yorkshire. (Last in series)
10.00 CHOICE Try Harder! The
highly competitive American
university application
process. (See Critics’ choice)
11.20 Locomotion — Dan Snow’s
History Of Railways (2/3)
12.20 Yorkshire Walks (3/4)
12.50 Fred Dibnah’s Made In
Britain The Lake district. (3/13)
1.20 Patagonia — Earth’s Secret
Paradise (Last in series)
2.20-3.20 Digging For Britain
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